ripcord

To gain a large amount of weight rapidly.

Mike: Ryan, have you seen chain-dog lately?
Ryan: No, what's going on?
Mike: Bro-ham, he just got back from England from a work assignment & put on 50 pounds in a year!
Ryan: NO WAY!
Mike: Totally, bro-ham, he pulled the ripcord!

by Nick Falco May 9, 2005

Ripcord

When someone blows a massive fart, or howitzer

Hooo shit, who just ripped the Ripcord?

by Shaun Bettencourt November 6, 2006

ripcord

The act of performing a stand up 69, in which the male is standing, and the woman is upside down. You have your arms around her waist, bite down on her clit, and let go.

"She said she was extreme, but she wasn't ready for the ripcord"

by Nick Stroup September 18, 2006

Dirty Ripcord

A saturated (used) tampon that has been pulled and left somewhere in plain view, such as the floor, toilet seat, etc., so as to horrify unsuspecting onlookers. It's the ultimate bathroom (or any room) prank.

You never know what you might find a public ladies' bathroom, ranging from a turd on the floor, a puddle of urine, or the dreaded dirty ripcord.

by culturejam November 14, 2011

anal ripcord

The drawstring attached to a tampon inserted in the ass for the sexual pleasure of having one shit on another at the point of sexual climax. (The removal of the tampon causes the removal of whatever else is up there.) Pull the ripcord at go time and watch out. Common in Europe...so I've heard.

Jane pulled Dick's anal ripcord just as she was about to cum and that afternoon's turkey sandwich came spilling out all over the bed...it was the best sex either had ever had.

by andrewler January 25, 2005

ripcord

while getting head, the bitch pulls on your cock like a ripcord.

The whore was pulling on my cock like a ripcord

by rabrah01 October 14, 2007

pulling the ripcord

Removing a tampon in the heat of passion in order to do the dead.

Ryan and Lisa were gettin' hot & heavy, but she was on the rag, so Ryan was pulling the ripcord before gettin' it on.

by byrnediggity October 10, 2009