leap lent

For a Catholic, not observing Lent every 7th year or so. Real Lent is not really 40 days and 40 nights since it doesn't include the 6 Sundays that occur during it. So, you can skip Lent on the 8th year because you have "made up" for the 40 days by observing 46 days the previous 7 years. It is like a leap year, except for Lent. For instance, observe Lent for 2010 - 2016 and observe Leap Lent for 2017. The extra 2 days can be used differently depending on the Leap Lent observer.

I'm really looking forward to Leap Lent this year. The past so many years I've had to give up so much red meat for a month and a half for Lent and I'm sick of fish!

by flashwin April 27, 2010

leaping lizards

An exclamation of surprise or excitement. Synonymous with "Wow!" or "Oh my gosh!" or "Holy cow!"

Leaping lizards, that ant just swallowed the Empire State Building!

by fishtoe July 4, 2011

leaping llamas

An exclamatory term used in conjunction with a surprising or unexpected situation. Only to be used by someone with a deep and refined appreciation for llamas.

Jack: "Oh shit! I just heard on the news that Ryan Seacrest was eaten by a pack of wolves live on stage!!"

Tom: "That's fucked!"

Harry: "Jumping Jesus!"

Bob: "Leaping llamas!!!!"

by Mia and Karl April 26, 2008

Leap Sacking

When playing leap frog, it is the act of dragging ones nuts across the back of the other player's neck and head.

Letharian: Do you wanna play leap frog?

Equivel: No dude, everytime we do that you always end up leap sacking me.

Letharian: I know.

by Baron Von Redberry October 30, 2010

Leap Smear

When you have vaginal sex on Leap Year in a position where your girl is jumping up and down on your dick and you cum in her and it leaks out causing a creampie

Adam - Me and my girl were having vaginal on this leap year and she made me drop a quick Leap Smear
Owen - Damm, wish I could get a Leap Smear that fast with my girl

by owen is a hecking honker February 28, 2020

Leap Day

The day that needs to be there only every four years because of the time that builds up yearly. Those who are born on it have a dilemma of when to celebrate their birthday(If they even do unless it is Leap day.)

“I was born on Leap Day.”

“So are you 4 or are you 16?”

by Bats_and_such November 15, 2019

quantum leap

Getting intoxicated to the point of waking up in another time and place

I drank a couple Harvey Wallbangers, and things got out of hand. Next thing I know, I had quantum leaped and woke up on the floor of a bank.

by urbandickchinairy January 24, 2008