titodler

1. a follower of Marshal Tito

2. a follower of Tito Jackson

3. someone who abstains from drinking tea

"What were Joe and his wife thinking when they named Tito?"

"I heard he was pissed at some Chetnicks in G.I. He's a total titodler!"

by cisco djidd July 1, 2009

Titoun

The most awesome coolest dude from France ever! Fun to hang out with and a great friend. Best person ever!!! :D

Girl1: who is that?

Girl2:Titoun. That guy is from France.

Girl1 : sweet.

Girl2: he is so f*cking cool!

by Laughing :) May 7, 2013

Titologist

A person, usually with a masters degree in Titology, whose passion and dedication for female breasts is unparalleled. Usually practiced as a hobby as the amount of high paying Titologist jobs are often few and far in between. :)

My best friend is a school teacher by day and an avid Titologist by night. He's often seeking out the best photos of boobs and sharing with his friends and family. These photos often bring smiles to the recipients and brighten otherwise average or gloomy days. They make great days even better!

by The Baron of Boobs December 25, 2016

tiozão

(Brazilian, informal) Stereotypical middle-aged man who is ever-present in family reunions, has an outgoing personality, is outspoken in his conservative beliefs and struggles to adapt to technology.

My father is such a tiozão! I had to spend a whole day teaching him how to use his new phone and now he shares with me every single new article Ann Coulter writes on Facebook.

by CruzeiroDoSul November 18, 2018

Titorture

when you and your boy each get one nipple and insert it into ur penis hole, usually to refill on white liquids

John: Oh hey Jay, you wanna titorture my good friend Ruby with me?

Jay: hell yes John, I broke my balls last week, good thing I can refill my liquids with a little titorture

by johnysinsrighthand August 2, 2020

titoos

🍒 If you want to know the meaning of titoos, I’ll tell you. It has a very deep and beautiful meaning. It can come in different sizes, scientifically it means a women’s breasts but mentally it can mean anything. Titoos can be used in our everyday life, like aleina 🍑 (the process of a guy’s peepee coming inside a women’s veevee) 🍆,can be used for attracting any gender of your choice. 🍒
Fun fact: Kylie Jenner has one of the world’s biggest titoos which is also natural (no cap) 🧢 .
If you want big titoos like Kylie Jenner’s and other girls and boys, then here are some easy tips to follow:
1) Do aleina at least 5 times a day.
2) Visit a plastic surgeon that can help you get that fake titoos.
3) Massage the titoos gently and in slow motion, massage it 24/7 even when you’re bathing.

How to use titoos in a sentence:
Ulhas Kamathe (uvuvwevwevwe’s gf/kazawazawazawaquilawalaquaza KRRRR Zzabolazza’s mom): Hey honey! I want a chicken leg bis (aleina).
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: OOO YESSSSS! Come inside sweety. I wanna eat that chicken leg bis!

Ulhas Kamathe: BABE HURRY UP! I NEED TO FILM A TIK TOK VIDEO OF EATING CHICKEN WITH RICE
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Okay honey almost done…
*200 years later…*
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: Ok I’m done now babe
Ulhas Kamathe: WTF I CANT EVEN SHOOT A TIK TOK NOW! YOU RUINED IT!! I want to break up with you…
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetyenwevwe Ugwembwem Ossas: K never mind I already have another gf whose 2000 years old and has way bigger titoos than you.
Ulhas Kamathe: Ugh whatever bye!

by Shizuka Rajasundari Isgara July 18, 2021

Tito tiddies

When a bitch flashes her tiddies after drinking vodka

Did you see Paige’s tiddies

Hell ya those Tito tiddies were fire

by Cumchatta12 June 10, 2021