Titmoji

A tit bitmoji

Titmoji.

by Faustarp_ May 14, 2018

Rusty Titmouse

When a man inserts his big toe into a womans anus, while sucking her tits.

Chris wanted a Rusty Titmouse from Sarah for his birthday.

by GrandHoneybadger September 8, 2009

chasing the titmouse

trying to get a short, petite woman to be attracted to you (participial phrase)

I haven't had a drink with my friend all night; he's been busy chasing the titmouse.

by Schlomo McSweenie May 18, 2006

titmonger

A person who absolutely adores tits.

"He's a titfreak!"
"He's a complete titmonger!"

by alxuk.top May 13, 2005

titmouse

A titmouse is a very small insectivorous bird that come from the family Paridae and are only found in the northen hemisphere and Africa.
 
The name titmouse is attested from the 14th century, composed of the Old English name for the bird, mase (Proto-Germanic *maison) and tit, denoting something small. The spelling was influenced by mouse in the 16th century.

"What the hell is that on my window ledge?"
"Don't worry dude, chill, its just a titmouse."

by Matt[O] September 24, 2005

Titmole

Something unwanted in an otherwise desirable situation.

Awesome! I won a free CD, but the titmole about it is that it's Ashlee Simpson.

by mrfunkydoodle May 2, 2008

titos tornado

Taking a pull of titos from the bottle followed by placing one's head on a baseball bat and spinning in a circle for 30 seconds then taking another pull of titos. Usually done by someone who had lost a bet

"Who ever loses this bet needs to do a titos tornado."

"I don’t want to do a titos tornado, they're the worst"

by Lofabread November 27, 2021