the ting go skraaa

The worst fucking song on the internet.

THE TING GO SKRAAAAAAAA

by Sakuya10423 November 17, 2017

dis-sus-ting

Commiting an act that is both gross and suspicious.

Friend 1: Bro, did you just eat your bugger?

Friend 2: Uhh.. what? Um, no man

Friend 1: Bro... dis-sus-ting

by J.J.Clark October 4, 2021

smol ting

A smol green creature with a lifespan of 2 weeks. (shorter if found by other creatures to monch on- usually eaten raw)

IQ level >200 but following it can result in your IQ dropping <50.

Also known as "lil shit", the smol ting is the record keeper of CT.

Smol ting observes the daily $BTC close as a yupu.

by cryptosamoyed October 2, 2020

smol ting

smol ting is a FED who is disguising as a wassie and monitors crypto twitter (CT) 24/7 in order to find evidences for various criminal offenses that people think they could get away from. smol ting also known as lil shid also known as inversebrah was recruited by FPI a little after his old twitter handle was banned due to some dispute. soon after his recruitment, he created a harmless online persona as a wassie to infilterate CT rerards. he claims he observes the hourly close, but every hour he is observing all the CT rerads and anytime he finds something criminally offensive, he screenshots it and posts it in his online recordd of crimes. his entire timeline is filled with screenshot evidences of various CT rerards. smol ting is not human anymore. he never sleeps, he never rests, he never leaves. he just...observes...

CT rerard: ***says something offensive***
another CT rerard (probably commissioned by smol ting): "@inversebrah get in here quick lil shid"

by RottenWisdom666 September 5, 2022

side ting

A girl/boy that you only be gettin at for the sex and nothing more. In public you could be acting like you don't know each other but behind closed doors shits gettin frisky on a regular.

Tyler - " yo g, I seen u with your girl leaving the club yesterday..."
Jordan - "pause, she just a side ting bro."

by Gcampbell97 February 1, 2017

Sum Ting Wong

The name given to Mr. Wong's inexplicably white baby because "two Wongs don't make a white."

Well, Mr. Wong, perhaps you should name him Sum Ting Wong.

by I Love Chinese People December 2, 2004

Man says him a ting, then him a ting

"You are what you say you are"

Originally from channel 4 comedy Phoneshop, it was originally used as confidence boosting advice.

1. Dr Dre isnt a real doctor
Man says him a ting, then him a ting

2. Im not sure if Im ready to take the step up to being a manager.
Man says him a ting, then him a ting

by Malus1234 December 28, 2010