Tinder

An app you are in but don't use because your crush is in it.

You want to make him go crazy... why?... he can be there, but not you? What is the difference? he is playing on you... i cannot play on him?

There is only one super like I am craving for in Tinder... but he is so blinded... he's not the only one who thinks that can play this game.

by Ayuryari November 25, 2021

Tinder

Alex from tinder

Alex from tinder is for the streets

by Hehe678 August 15, 2021

Tinder

An app to find the love of you life or just a bunch h*es

I just joined tinder toah heck was my first match and let me tell you he’s a hottie 🤪

by Shitheadfour March 2, 2022

Tinder

U gotta be such a sad, lonely, depressed person to go on this

I'm gonna commit suicide dude
No Don't, Just go on tinder, it'll cheer you up!

by Sammymmm1 March 7, 2022

Tinder

A dumb as fuck dating website where 99% of users are literal trash and never find love despite years of being on the app.

Guy: Mom, I got Tinder!
Mom: You're an idiot if you think you'll ever find love there you sick fuck

by MiguelsMR April 28, 2022

tinder

an app used for validation by women, used to fuel depression by men unless you’re very handsome

guy: hey man how’s that tinder app going?
other guy: considering i’m medium ugly, not fucking great

by alexpieguy June 9, 2022

Tinder

The slowest sort algorithm.

"How should we compile this years list of applicants? We have two hundred thousand. Sort by highest GPA first?"
"No, just tinder them. It's slow but it's the most effective. Trust the gut, yknow."

by tesserackt December 20, 2024