by Meerkat April 27, 2008
Get the Timon mug.A small town located in upstate New York somewhere in the balls of the Adirondak Mountains. Ticonderoga is basically the Bronx of small towns in upstate New York. Kids roam the dirty streets of downtown Ti with zero ambition. Everyone walks around like they are in fear of fellow pedestrians even though everyone knows everyone because no one ever leaves the town once you are in it. The amount of water that is consumed compared to the amount of alcohol in this town is approximately 2:1. The one possitive thing about it however is that every female displays whoreish behavior, so there is no shame after you just shagged one of Ti's finest because.. " Hey, they're all whores anyway so what did I actually do wrong. " The guys in this town however.. wait.. nevermind.. Oh yeah and there alot of drugs and underage partying that goes down. The local cops won't do shit because they are a joke but you might want good cardio when the state troopers roll up becuase those bastards are like sprinting deer and you are on a treadmill mother fucker.
by Grenadez February 25, 2011
Get the Ticonderoga mug.A quiet place in Maryland just north of Towson. Often referred to by native Marylanders as "Tim-eau-nee-um" as if one is speaking through the nose. York Road runs through this city, which is host to numerous accidents due to incompetent drivers who flip out because it's drizzling outside. It is also home to the Maryland Fairgrounds, where the annual Maryland State fair as well as numerous craft and gun shows take place.
"So, you're from Timonium? What's that like?"
"Nothing. Like nothing at all. 'Cause that's what there is there."
"Nothing. Like nothing at all. 'Cause that's what there is there."
by CoraIine March 6, 2009
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Gat Dayum! Did your mom get a promotion or somethin'? Where the hell you get that box of Ticonderogas?!
by Thewhorestgump October 4, 2018
Get the Ticonderoga mug.If you meet him first he is shy, but after a few minutes he will open and you will see him from a completely different side. He is funny and sometimes brings jokes that are not appropriate. He often makes fun of others although he is not better. But there is one thing that is bad about him, never get together with a Timon who has never been in a relationship before. He doesn't know how to behave and screws everything up. He will break your heart, sorry.
But as a friend or best friend he is perfect.
But as a friend or best friend he is perfect.
by bf of the ex of tm October 13, 2019
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