This one time, at band camp

Michelle from American Pie always talks about band camp.

"This one time, at band camp, they told us not to have a pillow fight, but we did, and it was so much fun!

by Semanari November 9, 2013

one-time

police officer/s.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003

One Time

Police. See #1. You look at them one time. If you double take or look too long you might attract their attention. In doing so, with a cop with nothing better to do and if in their minds they suspect an ounce of fishy shit going on with you, expect to get followed for a bit so they can check your plates, pull you over and/or get talked to to see what's up with you.

From the movie Street Kings

Coates: Man, we got the one time up in here. Motherfucking po-po. Is there any square cops out there? Or is everybody out for theirs?

by Freeloading Will July 19, 2010

One-timed a clapper

1. Hockey term - scoring a goal on a one time slap shot.

2. Sexual term used by hockey players - catching the clap via a buddy by sleeping with the same woman.

“You all sorted Schultzie?”
“Yeah. Got my penicillin after Digsy one-timed a clapper via the puck bunny the other night.”

by RileyJonesy February 21, 2019

one-time child support payment

payment for an abortion

After she missed her period, I knew I'd be making a one-time child support payment.

by beango June 11, 2011

Urban one-timer

A person who only puts one definition on Urban Dictionary and then forgets it even exists.

Jake: hey, Bob made a neat dictionary entry on Urban Dictionary. Joe: yeah, but he only made one. He is an urban one-timer.

by mirmirladybug November 1, 2012

Fuck one time

Fuck the Police

"I'm sippin on 2 cups at one time and I thank God I can say Fuck one time"
-Lil Wayne

"Shootin at the Cops, Fuck one time"
-Rick Ross

by Dwizzy November 14, 2010