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turbulence free cruise

problem free passage of time with other humans!; on an airplane, "on drugs", at a meeting, being married, etc! -this is an exceptionally rare and precious happenstance!! (usually one human or another invariably contributes some 'stink' to the situation.)
it was a turbulence free cruise, everyone was on a wave of 'self-enchantment'

even john enjoyed himself! it was a turbulence free cruise

as the airplane shook violently, all on board were having a turbulence free cruise!
by michael foolsley January 2, 2010
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Turbulence

Usually, something you will experience on a aircraft when up in the air due to the plane flying through clouds or a area of unstable air. It consists of light jolts or jerks. That's why you are always asked to keep your seatbelt fastened even when the sign is off as it is sometimes unexpected. It can also be called "Rough Air."
"Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking, we seem to be experiencing some turbulence, please return to your seat and fasten your seatbelt, Thank You.
by snoozedimmer August 16, 2010
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Turbulence

Where your tossing somebodies salad and they shit Diarrhea in your face
Honey I just blew turbulence on your face.
by Dick Tucker May 24, 2004
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Turbulence

When two or more overweight men have sex on an airplane and cause it to move around because of the weight shifts and thrusting.
Justin and Brian made turbulence when they decided it was GO TIME.
by Paul Henry Junior April 1, 2008
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post mastication turbulence

After eating at a Mexican joint last night, me and my buddies got severe cases of post mastication turbulence.
by dogbreath57 September 14, 2010
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Turbulence

when your tossin someones salad and they fart in your face.
Man, Todd sure experienced Turbulence when he was eating out Samantha.
by urmom69dme2 November 14, 2011
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Turbulence

An attractive female, or group of females.
Hey chief, check out the turbulence on the slopes today.
by hordan40 March 9, 2009
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