A type of underwear which is designed to cradle the package close to the body. Useful at a young age, but as you age they become less useful, strangling the testicles and making your manhood hurt for at least a week afterwards. If you are wearing tighty whities above the age of twelve, it is suggested to switch to boxers or boxer briefs rapidly to avoid any damage to the testicles.
Man: Shit! I'm infertile?
Doctor: Yes, perhaps because of your wearing of tighty whities. I'm surprised you haven't popped, man.
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Doctor: Yes, perhaps because of your wearing of tighty whities. I'm surprised you haven't popped, man.
Man: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
by willdood January 03, 2010
Super soft and comfortable white briefs commonly worn by boys and men if they love them so much.
If you’re going to high school, don’t wear them and if you do, don’t get caught wearing them. You can and will get more than you bargained for. If you get caught wearing them, the following can happen:
-Wedgies (regular, extremely painful massive, hanging and atomic)
-Swirlies
-Being pantsed (sometimes in front of your crush and her friends)
-Having your clothes taken and being forced to run around the school in your tighty whities while everyone records you on their phones so they can put it on their Snapchat story.
So wear boxers while going to high school or wear tighty whities if you’re okay with that the following list^^^
If you’re going to high school, don’t wear them and if you do, don’t get caught wearing them. You can and will get more than you bargained for. If you get caught wearing them, the following can happen:
-Wedgies (regular, extremely painful massive, hanging and atomic)
-Swirlies
-Being pantsed (sometimes in front of your crush and her friends)
-Having your clothes taken and being forced to run around the school in your tighty whities while everyone records you on their phones so they can put it on their Snapchat story.
So wear boxers while going to high school or wear tighty whities if you’re okay with that the following list^^^
Tighty-whities are very soft and comfortable white briefs I used to enjoy wearing.
I wore tighty whities every day until I was in high school. While changing in gym, the cool boxer wearing guys saw my tighty whities and immediately ran over to me and gave me the worst Wedgie imaginable followed by a swirly.
Later on while going to tell my crush who was out of my league how I feel, the same guys pull down my pants, revealing my tighty whities and she was staring at my tighty whities while I was also having a boner.
After that, my shirt was removed and taken along with my pants and the guys forced me to run around the entire school in my tighty whities while everyone laughed as they watched and filmed me on their phones. I looked on Snapchat later and saw many put it on their story.
I wore tighty whities every day until I was in high school. While changing in gym, the cool boxer wearing guys saw my tighty whities and immediately ran over to me and gave me the worst Wedgie imaginable followed by a swirly.
Later on while going to tell my crush who was out of my league how I feel, the same guys pull down my pants, revealing my tighty whities and she was staring at my tighty whities while I was also having a boner.
After that, my shirt was removed and taken along with my pants and the guys forced me to run around the entire school in my tighty whities while everyone laughed as they watched and filmed me on their phones. I looked on Snapchat later and saw many put it on their story.
by CwissyHolotoe October 31, 2019
These are underwear also known as briefs, usually white and is quite popular style of underwear. Although, when you go into high school it can sometimes be view as uncool but this is a rare event. I went into high school wearing white briefs and didn't get anything embarrassing happen to me. In the rare event you do go to a school where 'tighty whities' aren't approved off you can expect frequent wedgies, some spankings and most of all being pantsed to expose your briefs to the public, usually always happens during gym class/PE.
"Hey look! He is wearing Tighty Whities lets get him!"
"Today in school after gym I was hung by my Tighty Whities on a large hook and given a huge Hanging Wedgie. This was followed by Spanking and a Swirly which didn't feel too good at all."
"I usually wear tighty whities because they are the most comfortable underwear and the girls like them."
"Today in school after gym I was hung by my Tighty Whities on a large hook and given a huge Hanging Wedgie. This was followed by Spanking and a Swirly which didn't feel too good at all."
"I usually wear tighty whities because they are the most comfortable underwear and the girls like them."
by Barlat May 01, 2014
A deadly gang from the streets of Potomac. The gang was founded in 2008 and has since doubled. The notorious street gang is known for all of its members being tight and white.
Bystander 1- "Man the crime rate in Potomac has increased from .8% to 1.1% in the past 3 years!"
Bystander 2- "Yea since the founding of The Tighty Whities, the streets of Potomac are no longer safe."
Bystander 2- "Yea since the founding of The Tighty Whities, the streets of Potomac are no longer safe."
by PotomacThug August 12, 2010
I wear tighty-whities everyday, and I like them, but everyone at school gives me wedgies. I recently received a flagpole wedgie by my "friends"
by Austn M. April 08, 2010
A brief style that usually comes in white but can also have patterns and other colors. This style is often considered with little kids. But that is stupid any body should be allowed to wear what they want. But since they are associated with little kids many young men are punished by those breaky boxer wearers. This will usually result in wegies, swirlies, or being pansted.
Those boxer lovers love to make fun of us who love the feel of these great and supportive underwear. They should be worn by anybody just don't be mean to others for wearing them.
Those boxer lovers love to make fun of us who love the feel of these great and supportive underwear. They should be worn by anybody just don't be mean to others for wearing them.
Picture this: you are a 13 in 7th grade getting ready for gym class.
You go into the locker room and take off your pants to put on your gym clothes revealing your tighty Whities. Most people if they see them will make fun of you. I was pansted in class on a day like this scenario. Before this point I was wearing boxers and the I realized how comfortable and supportive tighter underwear can be. I enjoy my tighty whites that's why I put up with being bullied for 3 years.
I heard a lot of people make fun of me for wearing tighty Whities and this normally gets me a hanging wedgie. I was even at school an hour after it closed for the janitor to let me down. If they would break it would have let me make the bus but they don't and I love that. They stay intact almost no matter what you do so they won't RIP while you are wearing them.
I am I. 10th grade no and even though my tighty Whities got me in trouble a lot they were still worth it for the comfort and support they provide me. Just one incident I can't forgive was the girls dragging me into their locker room, they removed my clothes and hung me in a gap between two lockers by my tighty Whities. They left me hanging there while they took pictures of me the janitor let me down after school closed. Over all I think they are worth it they are comfortable no matter what those boxer lovers say.
You go into the locker room and take off your pants to put on your gym clothes revealing your tighty Whities. Most people if they see them will make fun of you. I was pansted in class on a day like this scenario. Before this point I was wearing boxers and the I realized how comfortable and supportive tighter underwear can be. I enjoy my tighty whites that's why I put up with being bullied for 3 years.
I heard a lot of people make fun of me for wearing tighty Whities and this normally gets me a hanging wedgie. I was even at school an hour after it closed for the janitor to let me down. If they would break it would have let me make the bus but they don't and I love that. They stay intact almost no matter what you do so they won't RIP while you are wearing them.
I am I. 10th grade no and even though my tighty Whities got me in trouble a lot they were still worth it for the comfort and support they provide me. Just one incident I can't forgive was the girls dragging me into their locker room, they removed my clothes and hung me in a gap between two lockers by my tighty Whities. They left me hanging there while they took pictures of me the janitor let me down after school closed. Over all I think they are worth it they are comfortable no matter what those boxer lovers say.
by WightyerThanTighty February 15, 2019
Tighty whities, supposably the nerdy underwear. Completely untrue! They are the comfortable underwear. Boxers no way! Yes the "cool" people wear boxers. But they are idiots. There just jealous that we have the balls to wear comfortable underwear so they give us wedgies!
I'm 14 in 8th grade, i get made fun of all the time for wearing tighty whities. I get wedgies all the time every day. It started in 7th grade. I was changing in the locker rooms when the kid how still gives me wedgies now snuck up behind me with 2 other guys grabed my spider man undies and dragged me out into the hallway gave me to the cheerleaders who dragged me to the the the hall way lockers and hung me on a hook in one of there lockers and since I'm short I was at least a two feet and a half off the ground. With my luck not One teacher saw me the hole day and every kid who passed laughed and took pictures. No one would help me. After school the janitor found me and took me down and let took me to the office and I had my pick me up and bring some clothes because the guys took them. Ever since than I've been getting tons of wedgies.
by Micatalckalot May 21, 2012