Tighten your cape

Pay attention to your needy girlfriend.

The origin is from an E-40 song "Captain Save A Hoe"
The reference line is "You should have had your cape on tight that night."

Guy's girlfriend " Heyy what are u doin right now can I come through??"

Other guy "Tell your boyfriend to tighten his cape"

"My girlfriend is gonna leave me"
"Tighten your cape"

by Cthuluu January 13, 2013

ankles tighten

A hyperbole for when something is cringe or embarrassing.

(use of phrase)

"That made my ankles tighten."

by kokichi's dumptruck ass July 25, 2021

we are tighter than bark on a tree

When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.

Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay

by Gninja237 June 18, 2017

Tighte

When something is so tight that an 'e' is required

"Damn, you should've seen how tighte Gregory's jeans were."

"Were they really that tight?"

by Barnacles1709 August 26, 2016

Tighter than mosquito pussy

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.

I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!

by C'est Logique July 22, 2011

Tighter than a clam with lockjaw

firmly fixed in place

This motor is locked up tighter than a clam with lockjaw

by Gimpler June 1, 2010

Tighter than a Cat's Ass

Intensely tight to the point that entry seems impossible

"Due to the visit of a foreign dignitary, the police had the city locked down tighter than a Cat's ass!

by Mr. Jameson September 14, 2010