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a telegraphic or printing device that prints out news on a strip of paper, especially stock market statistics or news headlines.
"I checked the ticker machine for the most recent stock market data before deciding on any investment."
Ticker by Arminkshipper June 28, 2025
Ticker is a umbrella term to categorize someone who has something from ticks to Tourettes.
Shut up you weird Ticker!
Ticker by SlimeyGrains September 3, 2025
I wanna go and ticker her
Ticker by Ak6229 September 15, 2025

ticker g 

look at that ticker g, bet you errday he's hustlin'

Ticker Tape Parade 

Tossing off all over yourself or your partner.
I was hitting that girl doggy style, pulled out at the very last moment and gave her a ticker tape parade all over her back!

ticker fucker 

the 'ticker' is supposedly the new feature of Facebook which is fucking retarded, hence ticker fucker

a person who is ticked and fucked off by the new Facebook changes

a person who trolls by scrolling the new ticker feature on Facebok
ticker fucker by Ah Ree Yuh September 21, 2011