thumping the bible

Yet another way to say masterbating.

The nun caught me thumping the bible and then she "paddled" me.

by NickD September 6, 2008

Thuringowa State HighSchool

Thuringowa state high school also known as gowa is a school mainly filled with stoners and girls with multiple hair colours. Thuringowa is located in Townsville and is in the ghetto region of the town. This school is whack.

“That silly fulla goes to Thuringowa State HighSchool”

by Wongeye March 12, 2021

jelly thumping

action: a game girls play at parties where they try to fuck as many fat guys as they can before the end of the night.

me and veronica were at that party last night, and she won our game of jelly thumping.

by amandaxbandana October 15, 2007

horse thumping thunder cunt

either the first name you can think of when calling eachother names, or rosie o'donnell. the nastiest pussy you could ever find besides a blue waffle.

ex1:

you: hey see that horse thumping thunder cunt on tv
friend: yeah bro shes nasty as fuck

ex2:

friend: fuck you whore!
you: eat shit! you horse thumping thunder cunt!

by mike hock is huge November 23, 2011

thumping the lemur

a term for masturbating; see bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloni, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jackin off, jerkin'the gherkin, jerkin off, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whacking off whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Guy 1: *knock knock*
Guy 2: Don't come in right now! im busy!
Guy 3: What are you doing, thumping the lemur?

by G-moneyyyyyyyyyy August 3, 2008

cunt thumping

gwat twating, finger banging, quim strimming, vag ragging, twang banging, gee geeing, poon hooning, cunt shunting, labia dabbling

I cunt thumped
You cunt thumped
He/She/It cunt thumped
We cunt thumped
You cunt thumped
They cunt thumped

This is cunt thumping

by Justin Quind-Felcher October 9, 2008

tharping

the act of not touching vagina
or getting any kind of ass at all

" man i was totally tharping last weekend, my girlfriend was out of town!"

by christohper lambert December 27, 2007