thunder douche

when douche baggery extends beyond all reason in such a violent and crushing fashion a thunder clap is heard

Nate explained that he was forced to beat up his girlfriend because she made him do it. Nate exemplified being a thunder douche.

by Jaimez DIego Sanchez January 17, 2009

thunder dan

To slap someone with your flacid penis

"My grandma was being really uncooprative, so I gave her the thunder dan"

by Tom Cannon March 16, 2008

thunder dan

1) The nickname for the greatest basketball player from Traverse City, MI.

2) A self proclaimed nickname, that anyone named 'Dan', can call themselves. Hopefully, it will catch on, and your friends will start calling you that.

1) Thunder Dan is wicked from 3 point land.

2) Yo bitch, I told you, I will only respond when you address me as Thunder Dan.

by Dan March 25, 2004

thunder dumplings

someone who's robust balls are more awe inspiring than their cock

My balls are rather ordinary but Handy's girlfriend claims he has thunder dumplings underneath his nondescript member.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Thunder Donkey

A fairly large lady with heavenly head game

“Yo, this chick I was with last night was an absolute thunder donkey!”

by Holy Macgroin November 1, 2020

thunder dumpling

When your brown eye opens and gas escapes into the cheeks making a loud thunder sound. This is sometimes followed by an ass pastry known as a dumpling.

Man last night I ate some chinese food and an hour later I let one rip. I then left a "thunder dumpling" in my pants.

by Jawesome T. R. July 7, 2011

Thunder Dumper

Sometimes commonly referred to as a "badonka donk" a thunder dumper is a tremendously luscious gluteus maximus.

Man check out that thunder dumper dawg.

by smugglescoke January 7, 2020