Thunder Cunt 

A thunder cunt is well... a cunt but with THUNDER. Sometimes calling someone a cunt is boring. Too spice it up the term thunder is put before it to make it better.

person 1: You ate my chips?

person 2: uhh yeah...
person 1: YOU THUNDER CUNT!!!

Thunder Cunt by kiddo11 February 16, 2019

thunder cunt 

One of my favorite insults to call someone on the internet and I still need to use it in real life.
To Call someone a thundercunt one must deserve it.

1:Hey you! shut the fucking hell up you turd guzzling ball sack gobbling cum guzzling ass ramming testicle gobbling butt fucking thunder cunt faggot hoe.

Go piss on an electric fence you blasted thunder-cunt

thunder cunt by (Shadow) July 29, 2006

Thunder cunt 

Mother of all cunts. The thunder cunt has the god like powers of Zeus and uses her cunt powers to destroy all who surround her. Beware of the thunder cunt and her crimson rage at all costs.

Chris: Wow, Becky is being a huge cunt.

Brendon: No, my friend, Becky is being a raging thunder cunt.

Thunder cunt by sjaytenza August 17, 2012

Thunder cunt 

When a girl's pussy is so messed up, loose, roastbeefy and destroyed because it looks like it got struck by lightning.

That girl I brought home last night was so hot, but when I got her in bed she was a total thunder cunt!

Thunder cunt by FHS niggas May 22, 2008

Thunder Cunt 

A Glorious Thunderstorm in the depths of the cunt. Most known for it's cumstream and flow, but also known to conjure severe orgasmic "thundery-like" sessions upon the occurance of penal entrance of the Thunder Cunt.

i.e.: "That I must say is one fierce Thunder Cunt!"

Thunder Cunt by Anonymous January 24, 2005

Thunder Cunt 

A name given to a an extremely hard-hit shot in football,typically from outside the box, where the ball is hit with the laces so perfectly ,it flies with immense speed that the Goalkeeper has no chance of stopping it.

Also known as a piledriver.

*Tony Yeboah goal for leeds vs Wimbledon 1995*
Fan:OH MY GOD WHAT A THUNDER CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!

Thunder Cunt by Whadayafuckingeyeee June 7, 2018

thunder-cunt 

1. a girl who us so much of a prude that her fun parts have an electrified security system.

2. an uptight bitch

"she's such a f@ckin' thunder-cunt. I spent like 300 bucks on that date and all I got was a goodnight kiss."

"every time I see that thunder-cunt It makes me wanna slap 'da ho"

thunder-cunt by S to da B July 30, 2008