thrutchley

A Thrutchley is the hottest, sauciest slab of meat on bones in all sweet creation. Thrutchleys will never give you up, and will never let you down. Thrutchleys will never run around and hurt you.

Hot dang Magic Mike is such a Thrutchley!

by asinglesand82918 April 21, 2018

Composite Truncheon

A truncheon made from a composite materials or an erection.
Wood is a composite material.

I said to the girl in the bar the other night, have you seen my composite truncheon? She looked at me, and I said cos I've got wood!

I swear that smokin chick was checking out my composite truncheon!

by Svenagain March 6, 2010

Truncheon

A gentlemen's erect love muscle

Gary teased Sharon with his twitching truncheon before slipping it in, much to Sharons delight

by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012

love truncheon

another word for dick

slap a girl across the face with your love truncheon

by suffolk strangler January 1, 2007

Luncheon Meat Truncheon

Means a phallus. With attention drawn to meatiness, fleshiness and edibility. big giant squishy willy... oh yeah

Used by Jamie Theakston (he IS a celebrity, just a lame one).

"...and lo he drew forth his luncheon meat truncheon and jabbed at the gushing slot..."

by Octopusswah June 28, 2006

Thrutching

The final act whilst sat upon a toilet & having a dump, to squeeze the final bits of poo out.

I was sat on the john the other day for like, 10 minutes of pure thrutching, and nothing came out. I felt cheated

by Dan_the_01 June 2, 2011

Trunchbull

The act of forcing someone to eat ass, usually by a very large, butch woman.

My girl screamed "You can do it, Bruce!" and made me eat her ass for 27 minutes!

Wow, talk about a Trunchbull!

by Zerog_27 June 18, 2016