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The Charts Theorem

The scientifically proven process of justifying any sound made in the world is truly "charts" masquerading as another sound. In other words every sound is actually the word "charts".
A hard slap of the face sounds just like CHART (according to the Charts Theorem).
by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018
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If you are there then you’re down.

If you’re there then you’re down — the unfortunate situation of being put in a position to have inadvertently chosen a side in a fight against opps leading to events where you will soon have to prove yourself to be deemed worthy of remaining among the living.

To say the least this is a life changing moment.

And a cliché.

A great example of this is being a passenger in a car as a drive resulting in fatalities has been perpetrated.

Another example is giving someone a ride who then spontaneously decides to rob a store or gas station; and, you are on camera as the driver and your partial tag is identified as the get away car.

All of the rules of silence and fidelity apply even though before the act you were just a “square” with fast friends.

In order to gain trust, one must commit escalating acts of criminality which makes one deeply implicated in the activities of the crew. This is how villains are born.

P.S. it was no accident that one is chosen to “accidentally” be in that situation. It was a draft, not an accident.

Any similarities to people living or dead is purely coincidental,
If you are there then you’re down. What happened just happened. Listen up, from here you take no walks. You have to stay on the reservation. You didn’t see nothing; and, you don’t know nothing. Anyway, you are our number one draft choice because we all came up together.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 5, 2022
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There Enlies

Alternate spelling of: Therein lies.

Used by stupid people who cannot spell.
There enlies the definition of stupidity.
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Hello There

A greeting used by Star Wars fans and Obi-Wans, hoping that the reply is General Kenobi or come here my little friend.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Hello there!

Grievous: General Kenobi, you are a bold one.
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Hello there

A phrase muttered to a bold one. In a perfect world, the receiver of the phrase would reply, ¨General Kenobi
Hello there
General Kenobi, you are a bold one.
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Hello There

A term used to salute fellow star wars fans, this greeting is usually responded with "General Kenobi", any person who fails on the attemp on responding should be executed as the younglings where exterminated by Darth Vader
"Hello There" says a french man traveling throught Texas a cold morning of august
"General Kenobi" responds an asian lady from across the street while buying death sticks
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Hello there

Obi-Wan: Hello there.

Grievous: General Kenobi. You are a bold one.
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