Thoon

The noise made when you rapidly tongue your Coke bottle when it's slightly full of your liquid.

Road Runner says, "thoon thoon thoon thoon meep meep!"

by fearc February 28, 2019

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.

"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009

Thorny Rosebud

Thorny Rosebud

An asshole that encircled by extremely coarse bung hair.

I walked in the room and she was all the bed, naked, ass up and winking at me with her thorny rosebud. Now I got whisker rash all over muh face!

I just couldn’t bring myself to tongue punch her thorny rosebud.

My uncle snuck in around midnight and took my thorny rosebud to bonetown. We are both a little raw today.

Thorny rosebud

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Thorny

A man who LOVES to wear suits and is hopeless with money.
He is the kind of guy who walks into an upper market bar and orders cocktails for all of his friends, but then can't afford the taxi ride home.

Wayne "Is that a Thorny thats just entered the bar?"

Burt "Yeah all mouth and no brains!"

by Magnum357 May 6, 2008

Thorny

When thorn is horny.

"oh man im so fucking thorny right now"

by cloakerson October 20, 2019

Thorny Rose Bush

When the index and middle fingers are coiled and pinky and ring finger are coiled and one coiling is inserted into the vaginal opening and one inserted into the anal opening.

He gave me more than the shocker, he gave me a thorny rose bush last night!

by piyonugget December 12, 2010

thony

The English version of Antoon and Anton
Sportif, athletic, good bodey, sweet

Thony the boy who never stops smailing

by TheBoyboy August 29, 2017