witness the fitness
witness the fitness by sexy mofos June 10, 2005
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witness the fitness
A backronym from WTF, used as the name for the Regional Health and Wellness Centre at the University of Lethbridge. Despite its attempts to capitalize on the risqueness of using the acronym for the centre, students have rather taken on the trend of saying "Witness the Fitness!" where social situations may not allow the word fuck, or comedy dictates more than simply WTF
witness the fitness by Claude Pfeffernuesse October 13, 2006
The jehovah witness
While spooning it keeps getting hard even though it is not the intention, ie. before insertion or after.
Damn, we have The jehovah witness and he’s knockin at the front door again!
Looks like The jehovah witness is at the back door. Well I hope it goes away!
Looks like The jehovah witness is at the back door. Well I hope it goes away!
The jehovah witness by Krispy squirrel 1802 August 31, 2023
Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation
You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"
Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation by Fluph February 23, 2025
The Walmsley Witnesses
The Walmsley Witnesses is a religion that follow David Dennison Walmsley and his son Jack Albert Walmsley
The Walmsley Witnesses by WalmsleyLivesInAGritBin January 9, 2020
the household maid witnessed it all
A less-than-well-known joke about Fereydoon's stalker (the household maid) from the game Wild ARMs 5. The "household maid" is a creepy woman who watched (or "witnessed", as she says) Fereydoon and Lucille spending some "quality time" with each other, and tells the person playing the game all about it. It's an easter egg, so very few people who have played the game actually know about it.
Outside of the WA5 cult, this phrase can be used to cause awkward silences.
Outside of the WA5 cult, this phrase can be used to cause awkward silences.
Original Phrase: I witnessed it all... Fereydoon the Sentinel and a maid from Lady Diana's mansion, having tea and getting VERY cozy with each other...
Example of use in real life:
Mom: What were you doing up there with your girlfriend?
Your older brother: Uh...watching a movie?
Your younger sister, who was in the other room and heard it all: The household maid witnessed it all.
Example of use in real life:
Mom: What were you doing up there with your girlfriend?
Your older brother: Uh...watching a movie?
Your younger sister, who was in the other room and heard it all: The household maid witnessed it all.
the household maid witnessed it all by zolo1243 December 16, 2008