1:BELLA THE VEGAN DOG IS BLESSED!!!
2:NO SHE IS BEING TORTURED BY THE VEGAN TEACHER
1:oh yes
1:you know what? im gonna talk with her!*loads 12 gauge shotgun*
2:*picks up chainsaw*and ill go with you!
3:GENTLEMEN!I HEARD YOUR CONVERSATION!*opens garage with an m1 abrams tank inside it* may i join?
2:NO SHE IS BEING TORTURED BY THE VEGAN TEACHER
1:oh yes
1:you know what? im gonna talk with her!*loads 12 gauge shotgun*
2:*picks up chainsaw*and ill go with you!
3:GENTLEMEN!I HEARD YOUR CONVERSATION!*opens garage with an m1 abrams tank inside it* may i join?
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When a group of people on a chat room or text posts (mostly in tumblr) decide they want to say something against vegans, usually resulting in a vegan to find the chat room / posts on the text posts defending vegans or saying something against those who use animal bi-product, revealing themselves as vegan. The round ends when one person has found a vegan and says "found the vegan!" Most of the time the game does not take long, because vegans like to defend themselves.
Example 1-
Person 1: Hey I just posted a picture of a chicken at a butcher shop! Lol lol!
Person 2: hilarious!
Vegan: oh my god! This poor animal is about to be murdered and torn apart for food! It's cruel!
Person 1: Why it's already gonna die anyway.
Vegan: IT TAKES 4,000 GALLONS OF WATER AND 60 POUNDS OF CORN TO RAISE 10 CHCICKENS FOR YOUR PRECIOUS CHICKEN NUGGETS!
Person 3: Lol found the Vegan!
Example 2-
Person 1: here's some delicious pork tenderloin!
Person 2: yum!
Person 3: Wow is that a Beurre Blanc?!
Vegan: You know that was once an animal called a pig not a PORK TENDERLOIN.
Person 2: Well, found the vegan!
Person 1: Lol spot the vegan is so easy!
Person 1: Hey I just posted a picture of a chicken at a butcher shop! Lol lol!
Person 2: hilarious!
Vegan: oh my god! This poor animal is about to be murdered and torn apart for food! It's cruel!
Person 1: Why it's already gonna die anyway.
Vegan: IT TAKES 4,000 GALLONS OF WATER AND 60 POUNDS OF CORN TO RAISE 10 CHCICKENS FOR YOUR PRECIOUS CHICKEN NUGGETS!
Person 3: Lol found the Vegan!
Example 2-
Person 1: here's some delicious pork tenderloin!
Person 2: yum!
Person 3: Wow is that a Beurre Blanc?!
Vegan: You know that was once an animal called a pig not a PORK TENDERLOIN.
Person 2: Well, found the vegan!
Person 1: Lol spot the vegan is so easy!
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The vegan teacher:
*baby pig cooked on dinner looking like a 5 course meal* (writing on the poster) “I was someone’s baby, please eat tofu instead”
Me; girl. Woman, old lady. Animals are human now? You said a animal was begging for its life when it died? How do you know? Does it speak English then?
*baby pig cooked on dinner looking like a 5 course meal* (writing on the poster) “I was someone’s baby, please eat tofu instead”
Me; girl. Woman, old lady. Animals are human now? You said a animal was begging for its life when it died? How do you know? Does it speak English then?
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It’s the end of the quarter and sales are bottoming out, I think it’s time to steak-sauce the vegetarian.
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