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the varitek

a sex position where you fuck crouching like a mlb catcher

the varitek comes from the name jason varitek a former catcher from the boston red sox
lets try the varitek
by my-peroid-is-near June 29, 2014
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Buffy The Vampire Slayer

Buffy The Vampire Slayer is one of the best T.V shows of all time. Starring the AMAZING Sarah Michelle Geller (aka SMG) this show is about Buffy, a teenage slayer, who being expelled from her old school, has to move to Sunnydale, which just happens to be the hell mouth. She attends Sunnydale Highschool and develops a close friendship with Willow Rosenburg (Alison Hannigan), Xander Harris (Nicholas Brendon) and her watcher Rupert Giles (Anthony Stewart Head). They repeatedly have to save the world from never ceasing evil while Buffy has to deal with her tangled love life, including Angel, a vampire cursed with a soul, who ends up leaving the show and starring in a spin-off series Angel.This is a truly amazing show paired with a great plot that always keeps you guessing and wonderful acting.
Shannon: What did you do last night?
Sam: I was watching the season finally of Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season three!
Shannon: OMG! I LOVE Buffy!!! Especially the quotes like:

Cordelia: I personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Oz: We attack the Mayor with humus.
Cordelia: I stand corrected.
Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.
Cordelia: Thank you.

Sam: Yeah! And:

BUFFY: I haven't processed everything yet. My brain isn't really functioning on the higher levels. It's pretty much: fire bad; tree pretty.

GILES: Understandable. Well, when it's working again congratulate it on a good campaign. You did very well.

BUFFY: Thank you. I will.

GILES: I ah- I managed to ferret this out of the wreckage. Now, it may not interest you, but- (reaches into his jacket and pulls out a high school diploma) I'd say you earned it. (looking around) There is a certain dramatic irony that's attached to all this. A Synchronicity that borders on- on predestination, one might say.

BUFFY: Fire bad; tree pretty.

Shannon: Yeah, awesome show
by William, The Bloody June 28, 2011
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The Vactor Factor

The element of a party that would make it the best time ever. The reason people will come back to your party. The reason people talk about your party for years afterwards.

Also...The black guy at the party (usually a tailgate) that everyone is excited is coming. He's loud, obnoxious, HILARIOUS, and can drink for hours on end.
I thought this weekend was going to suck but I forgot about "The Vactor Factor"! It's goin to be awesome!

Tailgater 1: "I don't know if I can go to the game on Saturday."
Tailgater 2: "The Vactor Factor will be there."
Tailgater 1: "well then I'm DEFINITELY going to make it!"
by Young Jensen January 23, 2011
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Stirring the Vanilla

To have sex with a woman so soon after she fucked someone else that there's still cum inside her. Kinda like sloppy seconds.
You mean to tell me you had sex with Julia Friday afternoon? Awww man - I guess I was stirring the vanilla later that evening.
by Jacaranda May 16, 2007
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Do not listen to imbecile above me. Buffy is the greatest show ever to exist.
by Hydragon January 22, 2005
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Ham in the valley

Ham in the valley is precisely when the erected penis(ham) is jammed into the vagina(the valley).
We finally put his ham in the valley last night!
by Pooo69 March 1, 2017
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a package from the valve corporation

Did you see Maddie tonight? I've got a package from the valve corporation now...
by yungdairy November 26, 2018
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