Super Soaker

A heavy menstrual period whereby a super tampon will become soaked in less than 30 minutes
"Sorry, I can't go swimming this week. It's a super soaker."
by busybeever May 21, 2015
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super soaker 9000

when a girl gets so wet that we soaks the whole area due to squirting.
Tony: Damn baby last night you were so wet almost like a squirt gun the carpet and the bed was wet from you squiting.

Brittany: You think your funny .
Tony: Your a super soaker 9000.
by dildo diva December 15, 2010
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super soaker slut

A person female or male who loves to give fellatio and receive loads of cum in their face.

created by: T RO 2009
Boy 1: Did you hear about Vanessa?

Boy 2: Ya, she's a total super soaker slut she has had gallons on her face
by PrettyPinkPrincess88 October 12, 2009
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Chocolate Super Soaker

Is the after effects of ingesting large amount's of capsaicin laced products (ex. Jalapeño, Carolina Reaper peppers, assorted hot sauce, etc.) Resulting in internal distress and extreme bowel pressures that conclude with a high pressure, expulsion of liquid fire feces and some internal organ pieces.
After MC ate his 12th Carolina Reaper puree dipped skittle, he felt an unbridled whirl wind of pain and pressure in his down unders....with sweat upon his brow he thought to himself "oh GOD!!! A CHOCOLATE SUPER SOAKER is unavoidable!" Turning his bathroom into a crime scene.
by Dr_PigFinger April 02, 2021
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Jesus Super Soaker

It is the Super Soaker. To have one destroys the purpose of Super Soakers in the first place. It is the epitome of Super Soaking. One with a Jesus Super Soaker will automatically win all Super Soaker battles.
Bob: Hey, Nate just got the Jesus Super Soaker.
Jayme: This is gay. Lets go play Pokemon.
by Jimmz November 30, 2006
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Super Soaker Pussy

When she is hella wet.
Hey Jerry, that bitch last night had a Super Soaker Pussy.
by da_real_god September 24, 2019
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