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red spy in the base

red spy in the base part 1:

Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!
A RED Spy in the base!
Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut Hut!
Protect the briefcase!
We need to protect the briefcase!
Yo, a lil' help here!?
All right, all right, I got it.
Stand back son. 1, 1, 1, umm. 1!
Let's go, let's go-
INCOMING!
Hey, it's still here!
Alright then.
Ahem.
Gentlemen.
(intro)
Red spy in the base part 2:

I see the briefcase is safe.
Safe and sound, mmhm.
Yeah, it is!
Tell me, did anyone happen to
kill a RED Spy on the way here?
No? Then we still have a problem.
and a knife.
Oooh, big problem.
I've killed plenty of
Spies; they're dime-a-dozen
back-stabbing scumbags like you!
No offense.
If you managed to kill them, I
assure you, they were not like me.
And nothing nothing like the
man loose inside this building.
What're you? President of his fan club?
No... that would be your mother!
Eeeh aahh.
Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us!
So listen up boy, or pornography
starring your mother will be the second
worst thing that happens to you today.
Oh!
Gimme that!
This Spy has already
breached our defenses.
Sentry Down!
You've seen what he's
done to our colleagues!
And worst of all, he
could be any one of us.
Raus, raus!
Nein.
He could be in this very room!
He could be you! He could
be me! He could even be-
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
What It was obvious!
Hes the RED Spy!
Watch, he'll turn red any second now.
Any second now.
See Red! Oh, wait, that's blood.
So, we still got problem.
Big problem.
All right, who's ready
to go find this Spy?
Right behind you.
Ahh... ma petite chou-fleur.
by Hehe I cheated April 25, 2021
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the cake is a spy

It is.
THE CAKE IS A SPY! I SHOT IT! SHOOT IT AGAIN IT'S GOT DEAD RINGER!!!!!
by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi October 20, 2015
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The Spyder

This involves two people, typically straight men. One guy sits on the toilet (Big Spyder), the other guy sits on top of him face to face (Little Spyder). The Big Spyder sh*ts and The Little Spyder simultaneously dumps through The Big Spyder's legs. 4 arms, 4 legs, 8 limbs...The Spyder
There was only one bathroom at the Indian Restaurant and the Curry hit hard. I had no choice but to jump on and rock The Spyder with Steve.
by The Mildman March 15, 2010
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Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough?

A skit from 17 YEARS AGO on The Onion about exactly what is happening here.
Hym "Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough? It's entirely manufactured illness so... Yes? They are like Nurse Rachet or Mother Teresa. Creating the illness so that they can use a cure that they know will not be effective for anything other than restricting the rights of the populous, selectively and arbitrarily, or instrumentally as a way to silence dissidents. Which has already happened in other countries. Like China."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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Spyro the Dragon

Vare fun PS1 game`s there are 3 in the triligy(3 good ones atleast)But then insomniac had to give up the lisens to unaversal. Then unaversal put spyro on a tabal aimed there Crap-to-mizer and shot spyro and now all the games are capetastic
Heres how it happend
one monday*universal bust down the doors to the office armed with AK-47`s*
universal leader:OMFGZORZ G00Z G37 TEH FING SPYRO LISENS LOLZLOLZLOLZLOLZLOLZ!!!!!111!!111!!1
PERSON FORM UNIVERSL:*HOLDING DOWN INSOMNIC LEADER AT GUN POINT* LOLZLOLZLOLZLOLZ GO GET TEH FING spyro the dragon OR 1 BLOW YOUZ HEAD OFF!!!!!!111!1!!1!
Thats how spyro games came to suck starting with season of ice.Lets take a moment to remember back when there where good.
by =Fox= July 30, 2008
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spying on the starfish

after you take a poo and are ready to wipe, your finger penetrates the toilet paper and scrapes the grime off your poopy ass hole.
note: spying on the starfish happens easily if using single ply toilet paper
after a night of hard drinking your bud comes in the room after taking a shit and says," woah, im so hungover i just caught myself spying on the starfish."
by montford11 May 31, 2006
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