Spending Time In the Shower

Masterbating

Even though he's seventeen, he's not spending time in the shower.

by stella the pug July 23, 2010

Singing in the shower

When your in the shower and you think your singing good but you actually sound like a dying whale.

"I was singing in the shower this morning!"
"Do you guys ever sing in the shower?"

by Brisimonetti November 13, 2014

in the shower

A place where you go to wash ur bum, but can be used for other things, including wanking, pornography shots, sleeping, and practicing oprah.

Person 1: Dude, did you here david in the shower practicing oprah?

Person 2: Yeah dude. He is so gay.

by Thefoxyfox January 31, 2018

A Beer For The Shower

An unabashedly hilarious website dedicated to beer, music, and the dumbfuckery of humankind.

Ronnie, you've never heard of A Beer For The Shower? What are you, braindead?

by abeerfortheshower(dot)com September 23, 2011

eat pizza in the shower

According to Jamie Foxx, if you eat pizza in the shower and don't feel anything, you are not gay.

Jamie Foxx: "I'm not gay...A lot of people say that I'm gay and that doesn't bother me, because I could eat a pizza in a male shower and not feel anything because I'm secure with myself."

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Person: "No, he's so not gay. He can eat pizza in the shower and not feel anything."

by sprawling urban metropolis April 23, 2010

The Shower Effect

When one mistakenly thinks that one is alone in the house/apartment, and begins to do things one wouldn't do it one was with other people -- like singing, laughing at pictures of Hannah Montana, or fapping.

Chinbo: WHOOAHHHH WE'RE HALF WAY THERE! WHOOOOAHHHH LIVIN ON A --

Tyrone: Dafuq you doin' Chinbo?

Chinbo: Oops didn't see you there! You were so quiet you caused The Shower Effect...

by Eye_Ronick November 30, 2013

Get in the shower

Shut up.

Person 1: Something sarcastic.
Person 2: Get in the shower.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Shut up.

by Ducky V.M. Waddlesworth November 7, 2011