The Colbert Report 

The Colbert report is a "fake news show" like the Daily Show, starring Stephen Colbert. It airs at 11:30PM/ET on Comedy Central. Colbert plays the role of a Conservative media pundit.

The Colbert Report is a funny show.

The Colbert Report by Micste December 14, 2008

The Beast Report 

An aggregation of the top news websites and newspapers, covering topics such as world, U.S., local, politics, business, entertainment, sports, etc. They add polls related to current headlines for fun and allow open comments.

Which world nut is going after us today? North Korea according to The Beast Report.

The Beast Report by Christopher Diangelo April 13, 2009

The Bowel Report

The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.

Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.

The Bowel Report by Arrackon May 29, 2010

The Reaper Report 

Illogical/confusing/irrational internet message board posts that combine worldwide news with the writer's daily thoughts on life.

Have you read The Reaper Report from this morning? What is he talking about? It's like a bad car accident, it hurts to look, but you just can't turn away.

The Reaper Report by MonkeyFather August 5, 2014

The Factual Report 

Jayse loves talula more

The factual report is that I love you more

The Factual Report by Table manors November 12, 2023

The Drudged Up Report 

False data. Made up tales from a phony internet news site that laughingly passes for true journalism. A spurious document created by a far right lunatic. Any news spin that is believed by dumb Fox News Fans

Hannity's news piece was a joke. His source was the Drudged Up Report. We all know that Matt Drudge is a puppet of GW Bush and a star Fox News Bushtard.

The Drudged Up Report by Dane Eidson January 19, 2009

report the loss 

A phrase used after beating an opponent in an online game where defeats are reported by hand.

"We just owned your asses. Report the loss bitches."

report the loss by GuywithGUN September 3, 2006