the passion of the christ

good movie. im not gonna say it made me a jesus freak afterwards, or that it was horrible because christians are stupid...because there not, they just believe different things. im actually glad someone decided to make a movie showing what actually happened, since the bible didnt really go into enough detail to show what it was actually like. oh, and for the guy who wrote the 9th definition...jesus is real...hes in history boks, and hes accounted for in every religion...even athiests believe he was real...are you like...stupid? anyways, the point is it was the depiction of a man who was tortured for what he believed, and while i dont agree with the religion, i thought the movie, wile gory, was beautiful.

athiest (the stupid kind, not the nice ones): "that movie was horrible because im one of those prick athiests that think that im smart because i dont believe in anything, when actually i do believe that there is no god...thus meaning that when i say your an idiot for believing in something...im an idiot too"

super christian (southern babtist usually): "the passion of the christ was amazing!!!!! everyone who isnt instantly converted to my religion from whatching it is a satanist and will burrrrrnnnnn!"

sensable person: "nice movie...it didnt really move me twards this or that, and didnt draw me away..but nice movie

by freakincody7 May 17, 2008

I hate you with the passion of the Christ!

A hate as great of that equal to all the Christian Blind people and their take on Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ movie. Ultimate Hate beyond any basic understanding.

Mick walks into work to find Desiray is sitting at the computer hogging the internet at work.
Desiray smirks and does not share although, her being a she-whale, has been on the internet all morning, continues to hog the internet and not relent it to Mick.
Mick yells "I hate you with the passion of the Christ!"

by Hardcore_Harry December 23, 2008

Passion of the Cress Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with watercress

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Passion of the Cress Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Passion of the snakebite

A book written by Scott Stapp. The book is based on the fact that Mr. Stapp believes that God heals snakebite.

Jim: "Owww!! Damnit! I just got bit by a poisonous snake!"

Scott: "No worries, Jim. God heals snakebite. He also heals death." "Gods passion of the snakebite will heal you"

by Scott N. Stapp July 8, 2006

a passion of the Christ

Intensely.

I hate this class with a passion of the Christ.

by CodyOdi September 21, 2009

Passion of the Christ

Passion of the Christ
(alternate usage, not the Movie)

Noun, adjective, and explitive describing the condition one experiences when engaged in any intense, tedious, or especially remarkable activity. Usually entails crying, perspiration, bleeding, cursing, screaming, spitting, vomiting, defacating, urinating, dying e.t.c. Something worth telling others about because you survived it... unless youre a pussy.

Milton was in the hospital for dehydration after his explosive passion of the christ diahrreah.

"Dude, I just squatted 435 pounds! It was passion of the christ!"

"Dave, you were Passion of the Christ after you ate those shrooms and drank heavily last night!"

by johnBOX February 11, 2006

Nick her in the passing

To have a casual sexual encounter. Analogous to "Give her a portion" and "she'd do a turn"

Gary: "Dave, I think you have a thing for Gail"

Dave: "Nah, not really, I might nick her in the passing"

by Paxo February 16, 2009