The National Dick Scale

The scale used to measure the size of a male's family jewels. 1 being the smallest, 7 being the largest.

1. ween
2. peen
3. weiner

4. penis
5. dick

6. cock
7. schlong

"How would you rate John on the National Dick Scale?"

"He falls somewhere between a ween and a peen."

by tnayrb January 25, 2015

The National Anthem

An amazing song by Radiohead. Any fan of the band would agree that this song is 5 and a half minutes of brilliance!

"Everyone, everyone around here..."

by Acid Tears January 3, 2005

armpit of the nation

the state of new jersey

ive just drove through the armpit of the nation

by Thrombeldinbar November 27, 2006

donate to the national trust

to poop in a toilet. a lyric from the Beatles song "Happiness Is A Warm Gun."

Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donate to the National Trust.

by Sid Corrigan October 2, 2007

The National Jerk

Someone so hated by the nation that he could possibly be the jerk of the nation.

Some person who is so much of a jerk that they could represent the nation in a competiton to determine the worlds biggest jerk.

"So hated by the nation.. they dubbed him - The National Jerk"

"Wow man.. that guy was a national jerk.."

Phone Call: "Man what an asshole... that guy's going to nationals..."

by Jezzakanezza April 26, 2011

Face the nation

Performing oralsex to a woman. Licking her cunt.

Please Bob, get down and face the nation!

by Beaver May 13, 2005

[blaze] one for the nation

Slang referring to the act of smoking marijuana.

"Yo dude lets go blaze one for the nation"

"If refer to smoking a joint as "blazing one for the nation" one more time, I will give you a sap covered pink sock. Ok?"

by James The Pain Hoban September 28, 2008