doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football 

An ironic expression used by Southern males to express disbelief in or mild condemnation of some else's attitudes or behavior, supposedly drawing on some stereotypes of Southerners. (This expression possibly originated with Lewis Grizzard, a most excellent American humorist and commentator.)

Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.

doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football by Duckbutt November 4, 2005

Where the good Lord split you 

The area between the buttocks of a male or female; the vulva

If you're not careful where you sit, you could get a terrible rash where the good Lord split you.

Where the good Lord split you by brotherbuil September 28, 2009

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you 

Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass

Ex boyfriend: “Fuck you I'm out.”
Me: “Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.”

Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split you by WonderBlox November 3, 2021

Jorja the gif lord and saviour 

Jorja is the gif lord and saviour, always helping us, being kind and funny. If you make jorja angry u better be prepared for all the ERERI gifs. Conclusion: jorja is our saviour.

ERERI IS NOT VALID, JORJA THE GIF LORD AND SAVIOUR IS COMING FOR YAH

Jorja the gif lord and saviour by Seren.edits yeahyeah April 1, 2021

feeding the devil and starving the Lord. 

Adjective: the action of eating and taking a dump simultaneously.

Dammit, why are you eating ice cream while you shit? You're feeding the devil and starving the Lord.

feeding the devil and starving the Lord. by VolMoose November 6, 2011

The Lord nobody Poof/boof (both) SATANic

Guys.... Ladies?! Me too! W3 L0ve us. Heavens No Hell yeah! Bloodhounds sure. CAPTAIN ADMIRAL Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both x8 it up/down Both wait....

The Lord Hell Yeah!The Lord nobody Poof/boof (both) SATANic

The Lord nobody Poof/boof (both) SATANic by Im_a_real_boy! February 17, 2025

The Good Lord has a sense of humor 

The good lord has a sense of humor is an old southern way of saying “a really funny coincidence” this definition stems from the southern United States around late 1700s to the early 1800s

From the movie Gettysburg:
“Today is July 3rd”
“And tomorrow is July 4th, Independence Day, The Good Lord has a sense of humor”

The Good Lord has a sense of humor by Hcienxidekdn April 24, 2023