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The London Fog 

when having sex, right before the male is about to ejaculate, he pulls out and fires one in the girls/guys eye thereby blinding them. then as he begins to turn around in a complete circle, he farts in her face as his back is facing her causing quite the unpleasent smell, and when he comes around to complete the circle, slaps his partner in the face with his cock until his partner is disoriented. thus giving the full effect of being in london on a foggy day: you can't see anything, it wreaks lik crap and you're all dissoriented.
man, you should have seen her stumbling around after i gave her the london fog
The London Fog by DJ Raven December 13, 2008

The London Underground 

When one person defecates into another person's anus.
Dan and Tim took a ride on the London Underground. Now Tim's full of shit.

The London Triangle

Peckham, East Dulwich, Herne Hill - the three pillars of South East London civilisation and also the home of the infamous, the incongruous, the alternatives alternative, the Power Triangle (and friends). Since the New York years PT has been here there and everywhere, but now they're home and reside in The London Triangle. Often spotted having a sweet sweet ale at the ever enduring EDT, or supping on a Crafty over a juicy burger or two at the Brick Brewery or simply kicking back whilst soaking up the rays at the best sun trap in London provided by the Princey R, PT like to hang in the place they are proud to call home.
That place, you know, where PT are from....The London Triangle

Damn, I want to live in The London Triangle

The London limp 

An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.
Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.
The London limp by Limp4London July 25, 2024

the London Blues

1. A state of depression that becomes the norm after you've spent too much time in London

2. The feeling one might get when left behind or staying back in a city.
I really have to get out of here... I'm starting to get the London Blues
the London Blues by Maxi Starr January 9, 2026

croydon: the london transport game 

Croydon is the most realistic bus and tram game on roblox but unfortunately holds many 9 year olds who don't know how to drive then try and invade this Discord server, the game is also full of bugs
croydon: the london transport game is a roblox game