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Leaky Faucet

When someone’s large intestine disappears and the shit that now flows freely through the small intestine constantly drips out of ones asshole. Could also be referred to as constant diarrhea.
I just saw some guy with a big ass brown stain on the seat of his pants, he must have one hell of a Leaky Faucet.
by jkwazo April 26, 2019
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Leaky faucet

My main bitch: hey hoe! How was he??
Me: oh gurlll! call me a slut but he turned into one leaky faucet
My main bitch: biiiiiiiiiitch!!
by agayhoe February 1, 2021
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leaky faucet

him: damn you’re so hot
her: wanna let me help you with that leaky faucet?
by ladydunkerque July 28, 2021
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Leaky faucet

The sexual act where a partner (typically a man) dosent poop for a month. Then when he’s all stockpiled and ready to go, you perform coitus on the man’s butthole until exploding inside. After you lay down below him and he pushes the gooey mixture into your mouth as you swallow all of it
I can’t wait for Mac to give me a leaky faucet tonight!
by Mr grippy October 17, 2025
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Montana Leaky Faucet

A sex act in which a man, right as he is about to ejaculate, walks over to a freezer and freezes his penis for 8-12 hours. After his penis is thoroughly frozen, he walks back to his partner and holds his penis over his or her mouth, allowing cum to slowly drip out as the penis thaws.
Person 1: "Damn bro, my girl wants me to give her a Montana Leaky Faucet tomorrow and I'm not sure if I'm ready!"
Person 2: "Your penis will surely hurt!"
by 21spendexx August 20, 2021
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Leaky Faucet

jimmy: my pp is leaking
bill: leaky faucet!
by ladydunkerque July 28, 2021
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