buffing the happy lamp

the manly art of masturbation, or buffing the helmet but just plain nicer.

The wife was away, so I had to buff the happy lamp till my knuckles bled.

Sorry I missed your call, I was buffing the happy lamp.

by The nige August 1, 2006

the midnight lamp

To smoke very high quality marijuana, Vermont homegrown is the best. Use this term only with your closest friends.

Dan: What are you doing this weekend?

Robin: Not a lot, wanna hang?

Dan: Yeah, let's burn the Midnight Lamp, then go exploring.

Robin: Awesome.

by Kep Chyles November 8, 2006

rub the magic lamp

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.

She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.

by J. Kimble July 25, 2008

Lamp The Stinker

A Term used when a group of male friends are desperately trying to fuck a group of female friends,but,amongst the female group is a stinker (an undesireable girl). Thus A member of the male group needs to 'Lamp The Stinker' in order to get the rest of girly group to follow suit. Also: 'Fall on the Grenade'

" oh my word, look at them fuckin shit hot girls in the corner!, fuck me one of them is a bit rough though, who's turn is it to Lamp The Sticker? "

by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

the lava lamp

when a man ejaculates into a kettle, and pumps the heated semen into the recipient's anus.

Guy 1: So how did it go last night?
Guy 2: I gave her the lava lamp treatment.
Guy 1: Nice one bro.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: By the way, did you file the divorce papers?
Guy 2: Wait, we're married??
Guy 1: For Christ sake, dad...

by Jack-In-Goff April 29, 2022

clyde lamp the 4th

an orange haired freak with tits and a dick

hey clyde lamp the 4th is a faggut

by Zero Proxis April 19, 2017

leg lamp in the window

Something that you are very proud of, but no other person is impressed by, often an accomplishment, story, or item. The definition stems from the movie, "The Christmas Story" where Ralphie's father is extremly proud of his major award ( a lamp in the shape of a woman's leg), but no one is impressed as he is.

Person 1: My dad tells everyone that he was in the audience for Letterman, he doesn't realize that people don't care.

Person 2: Yeah I noticed, it's his leg lamp in the window.

by MCUD December 31, 2010