1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon
2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.
3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)
4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.
2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.
3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)
4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.
by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017

by TallyFootballhead December 30, 2011

Humpback whales are humpback whales so why cant camels be humpback horses?
Jenny: Omg John we were at the zoo the other day and i saw a humpback horse it was soo awesome.
Jenny: Omg John we were at the zoo the other day and i saw a humpback horse it was soo awesome.
by apple12345678910 May 30, 2015

by cytobomb November 4, 2022

When having sex with an overweight individual, instead of penetrating any holes you grab the rolls of fat on their back and start fucking that. When you finish you blow your load like a whale clears their blow hole.
by chrispykinsley May 14, 2023

The first joint your high school buddy rolled at night in the backseat of you Ford Ltd listening to Freddie Mercury jam on an 8 track. Little on ends, phat hump in center.
by Jbjr4vols July 12, 2024
