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humpbacked crippled hedgehog

1. Find willing participant (no means no dont be rapey n shit - that's frowned upon

2. Slouch over like you have osteoporosis and hunch your back like quazi moto.

3. Grab a hedgehog and take out his knees with a blunt onject (cripple the fuck outta him)

4. Insert penis into preferred cavity of chosen participant and hump like hell (must still be in quazi moto stance) while they continue to beat the shit outta the hedgehog.
We did the humpbacked crippled hedgehog and it was epic
by Hedgehogkilla July 14, 2017
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Humpback Whale Hug

Violently hugging another person, complete with pelvic thrust. Strong sexual connotation.
I gave Amy a humpback whale hug the other day; good for me, creepy for her.
by TallyFootballhead December 30, 2011
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Humpback Horses

A Camel is a humpback horse.The End
Humpback whales are humpback whales so why cant camels be humpback horses?

Jenny: Omg John we were at the zoo the other day and i saw a humpback horse it was soo awesome.
by apple12345678910 May 30, 2015
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Humpback whaling

When you have sex after your water is broken
We were admitted to the hospital, but all she wanted to do was humpback whaling
by cytobomb November 4, 2022
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Humpback Whale

When having sex with an overweight individual, instead of penetrating any holes you grab the rolls of fat on their back and start fucking that. When you finish you blow your load like a whale clears their blow hole.
I hooked up with Alex last night and gave her the good old humpback whale
by chrispykinsley May 14, 2023
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bohemian humpback hog leg

The first joint your high school buddy rolled at night in the backseat of you Ford Ltd listening to Freddie Mercury jam on an 8 track. Little on ends, phat hump in center.
Who rolled this crazy looking 1/4 oz joint?? This thing looks like a bohemian humpback hog leg.
by Jbjr4vols July 12, 2024
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