Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley

Another word for creampie. Heard it from Very Bad Jojokes on Youtube.

She got Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley.
Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley is what she got.

by 4ftPVCPipe January 26, 2019

Hidden valley ranch

Ranch.

1. Can you please pass me the hidden valley ranch
2. do you have hidden valley ranch in the store

by vivdefinitions May 20, 2021

Hidden valley head

Ever cooking with your girl and you spill some condiments on your little man? Boy do I have the solution for you, don’t let a drop go to waste. Blowjob with ranch on the dick. Savory and sloppy. Creamy in multiple ways.

“Damn I spilled ranch on my dick! Might as well put it to good use why don’t you give me some hidden valley head?”

by Bammy secca March 15, 2024

Hidden valley rimjob

When you pour ranch over the chili ring before you lick it clean.

Bitch got wild with me last night and ordered extra ranch for a hidden valley rimjob.

by Sauerkraut October 29, 2018

Hidden Valley Ranch

Name for a woman's thick and creamy pussy juice.

Layla has the best Hidden Valley Ranch that I have ever tasted.

by Pelosi Hammered Me May 17, 2023

Hidden Valley

When you take ranch dressing, cover your partner's genitals with it and either suck or lick it off.

"Man, my wife let me explore some Hidden Valley with her."

by Andistic April 19, 2019

hidden valley ranch

when you jizz between her asscheeks then squeeze till the booty hole is hidden

person one: hey man how was your night with your lady?

person two: good, we tried something new. ever heard of the hidden valley ranch?

by granolamom July 14, 2022