The HARPER

Penis extension surgery at age 18 which comes with a complimentary tribal tattoo.

I know a bloke who got "The Harper"done. Most people pick shoulder for the tattoo but he went face.

by BWC sassquatch August 18, 2025

Pass the harpoon

When you're in a club and you and your friend spot a whaledie.

That girl over there is a right whale Pass the harpoon!

by Dockerz March 30, 2017

The Alaskan Harpoon

A Sex moved designed to make the normal unenjoyable experience of fucking a fat chick somewhat more bareable. The Alaskan Harpoon is preformed by post-forplay when already nude. The enlarged women must lay down across the bed spread eagle and the normal sized man must stand at the foot of the bed. (note-the following is the most important part of the process) Next the man must aim and when he is properly arranged he jumps. The penis of the man will land in the vagina of the girl if properly preformed. After jumping due to the excess body fat of the women the man will bounce, and thus the necessary movement for sexual intercoarse will be done absent of any effort fromt he man.

Used in an everyday conversation:

Paul: Yo Phil, did you here that John did that fat chick from accounting

Phil: Yeah

Paul: Thats such a shame, John is above that

Phil: Not Paul its all good, he gave her The Alaskan Harpoon

Paul: Oh ok thats better

by Scotie the great March 7, 2009

harpoon the whale

To have sex with a fat girl. Sometimes they are sweaty but always have blubber and a blow hole. Fat girls are just so grateful.

Jesus, did Nik harpoon the whale last night. She was so fat after he shot his bolt he had to roll over twice to get off her.

by The Strut October 12, 2004

Harpoon in the ass

The act of a male making a thrusting motion into the backside of a female so much that the anus begins to blead.

DAMN BITCH! Now I Can't Sit Down!!

by J35u5 January 21, 2005

Harpooning the White Whale

Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.

He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!

by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010

Harpooning the salty longshoreman

Anal sex, back door, butt sex

"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."

by Clark Barkenstomp August 30, 2018