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Tongue Time with Mr. Bracken and the hamburgalar

A useless trick where you make your tounge make a clover shape
John enjoyed tongue time with Mr. Bracken and the hamburgalar.

The Chunky Hamburger

Look at ole' Rosie and Amanda pulling a SICK "The Chunky Hamburger" on Darnell!"

The artisnal hamburger

When one takes one's penis and folds it down in between one's testicles, then bends /turns it and forms what resembles a hamburger.
I walked into the room and that mother fucker had his dick and balls formed into the artisnal hamburger and was shaking it at me.

hamburger in the back pocket

Euphemism used in reference to someone who is really, really, fat. Comes from the fact that fat people like cheeseburgers/hamburgers and might/would like to have one in their back pocket for eating at any time.
She used to be cute in highschool, but I heard she has a hamburger in her back pocket now.

The man with a hamburger in his back pocket ordered the buffet.

If you keep eating those chips, you're gonna end up with a hamburger in your back pocket!

A hamburger in the back pocket is the number one killer of Americans

hamburger in the shower

The act of actually taking a fucking hamburger into the shower causing it to get moist and ready to be thrown out. Commonly done by Australians
"I took a hamburger in the shower and that shit got soggy as fuck!"- Australian man

Hamburger with the lot

I fucked a girl the other night and I think I got a hamburger with the lot
Hamburger with the lot by Jamesvas September 6, 2018