When a man gets a boner in public, he is forced to execute the gorilla walk. He crosses his legs and he leans forward to conceal his bulging problem. He will find the nearest exit or restroom to "release his stress" or wait for his problem to soften up.
Johnny: I was watching some guy twerk and i had to do the gorilla walk so no one would notice that i got hard
by sodacanplus April 26, 2014
Get the The Gorilla Walk mug.When a man ejaculates on his pubic hair, proceeds to rub it in pretty well, then applies hair removing shampoo to his pubic hair area to remove it all. Then takes the wad of semen-pubic hair-shampoo glob, and then freezes it, allowing it to turn into a hard solid. Then after freezing takes it and throws it at an old person. Like a gorilla throwing a turd.
by The Curious George March 19, 2014
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when counting the basketball throws, you see literally nothing else, even the gorilla in the room. This could be regarded as like the old adage that mocked someone's lack of observational skills; "if it was a dog it would bite you"
by Johnboy52 July 14, 2023
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When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.
When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.
Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.
by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016
Get the Spanking The Gorilla mug.The Angry Gorilla is when a man shaves his pubic hairs and saves them in a bag next to his bed. the next time he has a woman over, after sex when he ejaculates on her chest, he then proceeds to take the saved pubic hairs and throw them at her chest. She then trys to pull them off looking similar to a gorilla pounding on his chest.
When a male ejaculates on a womans chest and throws his saved pubic hair on her chest. She them becomes angry and trys to pull the hairs off. Similar to a gorilla pounding on his chest. This is called The Angry Gorilla
by William Warner December 15, 2008
Get the The Angry Gorilla mug.A gorilla originating from the town of Gotham. Loves trance and dickslapping, as well as abusing unaware gingers who may or may not have a penis disease resulting in a blue growth down south. Never sleeps so as to catch its prey.
Dormitory full of 8 boys
Person 1-"Come on guys lets go to sleep"
Gotham Gorilla - "The Gotham Gorilla never sleeps"
The gorilla then gets up into a perverse posotion, leering over the boys before beginning to dickslap.
Person 1-"Come on guys lets go to sleep"
Gotham Gorilla - "The Gotham Gorilla never sleeps"
The gorilla then gets up into a perverse posotion, leering over the boys before beginning to dickslap.
by libertin0 March 12, 2010
Get the The Gotham Gorilla mug.The Upset Gorilla is a sexual act in which the male participant inserts his penis into the pussy, while beating on his chest and screaming like a gorilla. The second part of the act is where after the male ejaculates, he screams even louder and throws the female participant across the room provided there is enough space.
Randy: Bro last night I tried The Upset Gorilla with Annabelle! Shit was sooo intense.
Marcus: Your a freak dude...
Marcus: Your a freak dude...
by Finleysp November 27, 2020
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