the finnish grand dragon

A sex act where the male farts in the females mouth and then the female blows out the fart from her mouth into a fire that ignites the fart blown out from her mouth.

Him: Hey, do you wanna do the finnish grand dragon with me today?

Her: Yeah.

by _123345_ July 26, 2021

The fannies

A group of like-fannnied individuals who, when grouped together, party with such abandon and volume that even God joins in.
As individuals fannies are normal, plain looking people…teachers, lawyers, counsellors….but together they transform into a legion of idiots on another scale.

The party was perfectly pleasant until the fannies showed up…it finished sometime on Tuesday….

by Gggraham August 9, 2021

The fannies

A group of normally sane individuals who, when gathered together and intoxicated, take on the characteristics of a stampeding herd of idiotic bison and the volume levels of heavy bombardment.

I stayed at the party until the fannies arrived then I had to get out of there.

by Gggraham August 18, 2021

The Finnish slide

When you're exiting a hot tub or sauna you proceed to slide your genitals across the face of a unexpecting person , partner .

After sliding his genitals across my face , while getting out of the got tub he proclaimed he gave me the Finnish slide .

by Ack dog November 3, 2022

The Finnish Twist Of Versatility

What I call homo-sapiens who are headstrong.

Person 1: Are you headstrong?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "The Finnish Twist Of Versatility"

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

Fanning the Salmon

A purposefully ambiguous activity with dubious connotations.

I got home last night and knew right away my roomate had been fanning the salmon! ugh!

by Materialism March 5, 2011

The 3am Funnies

A humourous event that only occurs during the hours of the night in quiet conditions triggering a lengthy uncontrollable laughing fit amongst participants.

"HAHAHAHA- its the 3am funnies!"
"Nooo! The 3am funnies!"

by Jedie September 18, 2022