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The Man Formula

The universally accepted method of objectively rating a woman's attractiveness. It was first realized in the summer of 2010 and has now become almost a household term.

The equation has three variables: U, L, and F, representing Upper body, Lower body, and Face respectively. Each variable is given a value from 0 to 10 judging on the attractive features of the woman in question.

The equation for determining a woman's rating of visual attractiveness (or RVA) is

RVA = ULsin(9F)

This formula works for any woman (try it!)
Damn dude, you see that girl? What do you think?

Hell naw, you see that face? That's a 0 on the Man Formula for sure. Don't mess with that.
by TeaCake55 May 4, 2011
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The Twoot Formula

The best way to maximize your facebook profile picture like amount.

One does not simply pull a twoot without being called a whore.
Steps:
1.) Self tag
2.) Change to same profile pic
3.) Change to same profile pic
4.) Change to same profile pic

This formula will guarantee at least a 1.5x increase on your facebook like amount.
-Hey dude you got so many likes on your profile pic!
-Yeah, wait till I use the twoot formula, it's gonna blow up!
by Manwhore923952 November 3, 2013
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The key formally known as 'Prince'

An "extended" Macintosh keyboard—the most common type—has two keys formally known as 'Prince', one on each side of the space bar. Some compact keyboards have one only on the left.

So named after the musician "Prince" who changed his name to a symbol (than back to "Prince")

Also known as "The Command Key", "open-Apple key", "Apple key", "Apple modifier key"
The key formally known as 'Prince' has a single purpose: allowing the user to enter keyboard shortcut commands to GUI applications.
by C. Michael June 16, 2008
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The Gay Formula

The formula states that two men having sexual relations is gay if they both DO like it. If two men having sexual relations both do not enjoy it, it is not gay. The last part to the formula (and the most confusing to the general public) states that if one party enjoys the intercourse, but the other does NOT, the act is not gay whatsoever.
"But if two guys have sex EVER, that's gay right?"
"No Andrew, having sex with another guy and not liking it while he does is not considered homosexual because of The Gay Formula."
by Rich Punani G4P March 21, 2017
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The Cloudy Formula

When u ejaculate into ur friends vape tank and mix the existing juice with ur semen to create The Cloudy Formula
AHH lmao i gave Josh The Cloudy Formula last nighgt snd he didn't even notice!
by AL1B1 April 10, 2020
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The Soup Format Project

Experimental Electro phono-cut nu-logic project initiative originating from The Hoxditch, East London. They have been hailed as pioneers of the preteno-art scene and are viewed as probably the coolest band ever in the history of the world.
Have you heard The Soup Format Project's new tune?

No, but I know its good.
by :*: August 10, 2006
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The Hotdog Formula

When you design your customer’s experience in such a way that it ends up on a high note—think of IKEA customers looking forward for their favorite hotdog after they have frustratingly lined up to the check-out counters.
To get the customers to return, apply the hotdog formula to your business: offer them something positive, which would make them forget about any inconveniences they’ve experienced—put them in a positive frame of mind at the end of their shopping trip.
by MathPlus July 26, 2018
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