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Doughboy

Any child, who is spoiled rotten, and eats a very large amount of food for breakfast, brunch, mid brunch, lunch, second lunch, heavy snack (aka full box of twinkies) light snack (aka any food with less then 10,000 calories), appetizer, dinner, dessert, another dessert (normally consisting of 2 extra pounds of sugar), 9:00 meal, 9:30 meal (usally consisting of small animals or children)

Doughyboys like to race slow cars with thier blazers. Such as V6 mustangs/ or Dodge Caravans. They are ricers and like to listen to country. They are normally gay or bisexual, but most are gay. They have pubic hair black comb-overs and weird teeth. They wear XL x 10¹¹¹¹¹ shirts and pants.

Finally, Doughboys are homophobes and like to look at children. You can find a doughboy at your local Wal-Mart (which is a cult and breeding grounds for Nazis.)

If you find a doughboy, run far away or they will suck you into their 7 stomachs.
Doughboy was very hungry, so he got in his blazer and drove to the City's 10 largest buffets, there was no food left. (For 10 weeks)
by Wal-Mart dude May 29, 2007
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Pillsbury Doughboy

The Pillsbury Doughboy got his start on the road to fame in Chicago. He was since an icon of American advertising known around the world.

The mascot was seen once in an episode of The Simpsons where little Homer Simpson was holding it like a teddy bear. (That's the episode where Homer was reunited with his wayward mother.)

Long time Pillsbury adverts shown someone poking at his obese belly and he often said "Wooo hooo" as an interjection.

In January 2005, the Doughboy had his first bout of yeast infection after meeting Lynette. His exact location of his infection is unknown. On October 1st, he surcame to his infection.

Another famous celbrity, Liberace did die of a yeast infection.

The Pillsbury Foundation Trust was established in order to find a permanent cure to yeast infections.
by Damn Damn Danno October 5, 2005
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Pillsbury doughboy

When you have sex with your partners fat rolls. Specifically, the side of your stomach.
My girlfriend just asked me to give her a pillsbury doughboy, I abided.
by Chim Robely May 14, 2008
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tickling the doughboy

When you take ones penis and swirl the head of it around in a belly-button (usually the owner of the belly-button has great mass or, in other words, fat).
Jake: you tickle that doughboy last night?
Mike: well, i couldn't find anything else...

tickling the doughboy
by w|tch doct0r May 10, 2008
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cookie doughboy

Taking a tube of cookie dough to masturbate with.

Guy so well-endowed, he's hung like a roll of cookie dough.
Becky was sex starved and went to the frig to find a cookie doughboy to masturbate with.
OOOOugh......I love my cookie doughboy!

What a tasty idea!

OH Jethro, bring over your cookie doughboy, I'm ready for some action!
by kimgee April 25, 2010
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pilsburry doughboy

to poke someone in the stomach, often envoking a small giggle; make be used to annoy or flirt
Aw man, when Jack kept pilsburry doughboying me, I got so pissed that I thought I was gonna loose it!
by Natalie Smith January 17, 2008
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Pillsbury Doughboys

When two men are having missionary sex. While one man is getting it anally the other man is getting poked in his belly button and giggling.
Chad and Jim were Pillsbury Doughboys for 20 minutes at 4:50.
by Noodles the Clown October 16, 2009
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