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bitch, the door 

When someone says or does something stupid and they just need to exit the premises. Because that was some stupid shit And you cannot come back from that.
Wtf.. Bitch, the door. Bye.

Don't let the door hit you on the ass 

This means the same thing as, "Beat it," or, "Get the hell outta here," or, "Yeah, the door is this way, pal."
When Wayne's job interview was going poorly and he had a fight with the interviewer, the interviewer kindly asked him to leave by saying, "Yeah, Don't let the door hit you on the ass, buddy."

vermonting the door 

To aggressively scrape the bottom of a car door on the high street curbs in Vermont towns.
Andy was repeatedly Vermonting the door of our rental car on our trip to Brattleboro, VT
vermonting the door by Double Z September 29, 2021

Veronica, open the door please 

the line comes from Heathers : The Musical's "Meant To Be Yours". Originally sung by Ryan McCartan. This exact line blew up on TikTok with the West End Cast version, featuring Jamie Muscato.

if you're wondering why veronica won't open the door it's cause she's fucking dead
VERONICA, OPEN THE THE OPEN THE DOOR PLEASE VERONICA, OPEN THE DOOR

veronica, open the door please for submission

Towel the Door 

The action of placing a towel on the floor (under the door) to cover the gap left between the bottom of the door and the floor. This will prevent any smells (like those created by the burning of illegal drugs) from escaping the room and contaminating common areas.

"Towel the door" can also be used as a command to someone telling them to do the action previously described.

If your gonna smoke, just stick a towel under your door and use a fan to blow the smoke out the window.
Kelly: Towel the door, bitch so this dank shit doesn't stink up the hallway.

Dan: Why don't you just use a sploof.

Kelly: Your a dumbass, you have to use a sploof in conjuction with febreeze, a fan, and toweling the door.
Towel the Door by kannabis kid July 15, 2010

out the door 

The price paid that includes the cost of the item being purchased and tax included.
Bobby can sell you a set of wheels and tires for 2300$ out the door.
out the door by nclurkinn January 18, 2017