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the constantine

A sex position in white you lay in the shape of a cross and your partner shuts on your chest yelling religious verses for John 3:11
Person 1: hey I asked my girl to do the Constantine with me but she said no
Person 2:yeah I did it last night. It was fun but it totally ruined the sheets
by The author of dirty September 7, 2016
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The Conservatory

An apolitical non-sectarian sanctuary where Hymen is offensive, but Urine is hilarious. A quiet place of rest, respite, and refuge; a smoky, ceiling-fanned haven of joviality and jocularity far removed from the hectic pace and daily drudge of life. A He-Man Woman Haters Club where wrinkled old lawyers and other professionals can drink overpriced maple-flavored bourbon, smoke expensive cigars, watch hockey games, brag (or complain) about their new hips, trade stories and golf clubs, Buck Up, turn 50 cents into a dollar, and have their income redistributed (efg). Also colloquially known as “The C” or “Bogie’s Place.” Members may be referred to as “Men of The C.”
“I’m going to The Conservatory, don’t wait up.”
“I got pimped ten straight hands at The C. Who dealt this drek?”
by rossfish February 4, 2020
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The Constitusch

“You can’t be armed in public.”
Yes I can, it’s in the Constitusch.”
by Nuts_ August 26, 2021
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read the constitution

1. A phrase that is said to someone who is unaware of constitutional policies.
2. Synonymous with the phrase "look it up"
3. RTFM

The phrase was made popular by presidential candidate Ron Paul when discussing the need of a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.
Republican: We don't need a Declaration of War from Congress to go to war.
Ron Paul: Read the constitution!

A: You can take 4 steps after you stop your dribble in basketball.
B: Read the constitution!

A: How do I connect my printer to my computer?
B: Read the constitution!
by nasalini November 2, 2007
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The severe anal attacking using power tools such as drills and Jack hammers for butthole pleasure. this all must take place in a construction site/ area of road work. once done with your severe anal torture, get some nice wet cement and a trowel and spackle that ass up. insert a cynder block while cement is wet.
"Bro what happened to you?!?"

"i just got lost in the construction site, it hurt soo good"

"well i might go finger myself with an acorn"
by InstantBonersex February 20, 2015
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joining the conservative party

euphemism for masturbation

stemmed from a conversation on the sexual practices of an acquaitance but is also a dig at the UK conservative party.
"I've just completed my membership form for the conservative party."

"I'm a paid up member of the conservative party."

"He's off joining the conservative party."

"there comes a time in every boys life when they ... join the conservative party." (original origin)
by cathryn July 30, 2006
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The Conservative Party

AKA the Tories. The party of scum and villainy. The party of parties no less. Weak and wobbly since 2017, and tax evasion and cuts since 2010
How do people still vote for The Conservative Party?
Good question, because they're either in the few who benefit from that lot, or are very gullible or possibly even stupid
by Walkable cities December 29, 2022
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