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broke as the ten commandments

Having no available cash to spend
Tom: 'hey bro, you got any cash?'
Mike: 'no cat, I'm broke as the ten commandments.'
by Woody Thomas July 28, 2008
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The 10 Commandments

1. You shall have no other God’s before me.

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.

4. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it Holy.

5. Honor your father and mother.

6. Thou shalt not kill. — God wants us to protect human life.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

8. Thou shalt not steal.

9. Thou shall not bear false witness.

10. You shall not covet.

I'm sure the Urban Dictionary has the meanings of the words, I would tell you, but that would probably be to long of a definition. Read Exodus 20 for more answers.
"The 10 Commandments are..."
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The Five Commandments

From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):

1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
"I prefer the 42 Laws of Ma'at over the Ten Commandments and the Five Commandments of Satan."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023
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The 11th Commandment

Term referring to the 10 commandments
The 11th commandment being : Thou shall not be a homo.

Some examples are :
1. 10 guy sleepovers
2. Touching yourself with another guy present
3. Raving in front of the mirror with other guys
4. Sucking lollipops in public. Period.
5. Being a homo in general
"Dude..the 11th commandment!!"
"You pulled an 11.."
by loko May 17, 2008
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The Greg Commandments

1. We shall not betray Greg.

2. We shall spread the word of Gregatorius and follow in his word
3. We shall not sin against Greggy and we will be condemned if so
4. We must bow to our lord every time we encounter the God and our savior.
5. Treat your neighbor like how you would treat Greg
6. You shall not lie, replace, or steal from our grand master
7. You shall not curse or degrade our Greg or punishment such as murder, spanking, and words Greg wouldn’t want to hear would be done and said
8. Be obedient to Greg
9. If Greg chooses to marry and date anyone but his followers, respect his choice but behind his back cry all your tears out, don’t let our God see us vulnerable, we must be strong

10. If his fellow lads stare or degrade us, don’t be afraid to do it back
We must follow the Greg Commandments in order to succeed.
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The Ten Commandments

1) The Younger The Better

2) The Tighter The Better

3) It's Not A Crime If You Don't Get Caught

4) Young Enough To Read Young Enough To Bleed

5) It's Not Who You Know It's Who You Blow

6) If You Can't Join Them ((Women)Baines), Beat Them

7) If You Can Get It In You Can Do Anything

8) A Real Man Loves His Woman Every Day Of The Month

9) If It Hurts, It Works

10) Catch It, Scat It, Rape It, Bin It

***ADDITIONAL***

11) Some Can, Some Can't

12) Bag And Rag, Hump And Dump

IF THEE FOLLOWETH THESE HOLY VOWS, THY WORLD IS THYINE OYSTER SHAA-MOAN!

PEACE
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The unspoken commandments

What?

they're unspoken for a reason
Guy 1: missuses a meme

Guy 2: sorry sir but have broken one of The unspoken commandments

Guy 1: what? Those don't exist

Guy 2: yeah they do, they're just unspoken.
by Norrabal May 31, 2019
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