take the cleveland browns to the superbowl 

Take a dump.

"Ah man, I gotta take the cleveland browns to the superbowl."

take the cleveland browns to the superbowl by TheRealHardscoper September 21, 2013

And we're the Cleveland Browns

The battle cry of the Cleveland Browns. Said at the beginning of each game.

Steelers: Oh I'm so gonna win this game against the Browns today! It's easy pickings!

Browns: And we're the Cleveland Browns!
(Browns win 6-13)

And we're the Cleveland Browns by retsuko67 February 15, 2026

The reversed Cleveland Steamer

When a homosexual man ties up a straight homophobic man and eats his shit for pleasure.

As revenge for refusing to date him, the gay man performed The Cleveland Steamer on him.

The reversed Cleveland Steamer by Grls on top September 18, 2004

The Portable Cleveland Steamer 

The original codename for the Valve Steam Deck.

Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.

The Portable Cleveland Steamer by Funky Games January 27, 2024

Cleveland in the Middle 

When a group of big dudes surrounds a small girl and grind on her. A birthday celebration tradition common in Cleveland.

It is that girl's birthday, lets give her some Cleveland in the middle.

All I want for my birthday is some Cleveland in the Middle

Cleveland in the Middle by BigArn March 2, 2011

Delivering the fax to Cleveland 

Delivering the fax to Cleveland means to go poop.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Delivering the fax to Cleveland, it’s gonna take a while.

Delivering the fax to Cleveland by anonymous March 28, 2021

cleveland corn on the cock 

you cook a nice meal for your girl, consisting of the appetizer corn bread, and a side dish of corn on the cob. for a main dish some corn beef. and for desert candy corn. but when the mood is right pop in the movie signs, and if shes a "sista" give her some caramel corn. and by the time the movies over and ur hittin her from behind, when u pull out it looks like corn on the cob

so i had your ma over for a nice meal last night and we were doin some cleveland corn on the cock by the time she was done i had more corn than she did.

cleveland corn on the cock by purple people eater July 3, 2008