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Caught in the Blender

When you are caught in a cyclic scheme, trap, or any encompassing phenomenon that is just having its way with you. Whatever that thing is trying to do to you, it does it, repeatedly.
The Instagram algorithms have me caught in the blender by showing me anime tiddies on the explore page.
by niquil November 9, 2021
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Caught in the Blender

Getting caught in the blender means you've never left your home town, and then end up sleeping with or impregnating the same girls that you and your friends have cycled through over and over again.
He frequents the bars in camo and pajama bottoms and has definitely been caught in the blender.
by Ajmontana May 28, 2019
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Kittens in the blender

During gay sex one man is swinging around his cock while the other's cock is in his asshole.
Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.
by meatspin.fr March 25, 2017
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The dirty blender

A man (usually of the larger variety) squats over a desk fan that has been turned sideways while another much smaller man lies under it. The larger man then proceeds to evacuate all waster from his body into the fan onto the smaller man who may or may not be erect.
Did you hear that Bob gave Dylan the dirty blender.
by Francesco morningwood March 21, 2023
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a sex position where the woman takes charge and scissors the guy in a way where penetration is still happening, and squirt ontop of him
"yesterday i told my boyfriendI'll cut you up, shove you in a blender and throw you in the ocean. he's still recovering hehe"
by someonewhoshallremainnameless November 20, 2022
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oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom

Person 1:im gonna have some oatmeal put in a blender with rice in the bottom :person 2: ewww
by Randguy6767776767 October 7, 2024
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shubhum the bender

He's a fat bender who bends compasses. If u step into rajastan(his home) all the compasses will quiver. Shubham means being good with electric circuits and good at getting his pants ripped. His name can also be related to potatoes
Ur so smart at handling circuits ur such a shubhum the bender
by Myman2008 January 4, 2021
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