Me at the Zoo

The first, and oldest video ever uploaded to YouTube

Mr. Man : What's the oldest video on yout..?
Ms. Woman : ME AT THE ZOO MUTHAFUCKAZ!!!

by CyberNets December 31, 2011

go to the zoo

To lose your mind. Flip out or go insane .

He is going to go to the zoo when he finds out his wife cheated on him

by Akane742 February 17, 2018

Send em' to the zoo

A category of Red Zebra; someone who uses this phrase is emphasizing that they would prefer to return to their home instead of being there. Not to be confused with ' took em' to the zoo ' but rather it is a euphemism for a mild case of being home sick.

Person 1: What type of Red Zebra are you?

Person 2: Oh god, send em' to the zoo.

by 70RedZebra's February 28, 2022

Let the Zoo Out

Present Participle: Letting the zoo out
When you break up with a girl and she goes ape shit on you for breaking up with her.

I was dating this girl and now I like her best friend's friend, I had to let the zoo out.

by mykoala January 16, 2017

To Go To The Zoo

Another word for going to the gym and getting huge so you can pull large amounts of women. Founded in Frisco, TX in 2009 by the entrepreneurs Tyler DuBay and Brantley Carroll.

"Dam son we need to go to the zoo so we can pull those ladies"

by Joseph Smith, Mormon Savior December 3, 2009

Rainbow in the Zoo

An expression said to a person who collects rare animals or birds.

You want a Madagascar parrot? You would put a rainbow in the zoo if you could.

by silverseal September 19, 2011

Took 'em to the zoo

A euphemism for taking someone outside and fucking them raw (doggy style).

After we got blitzed at Applebees, I took 'em to the zoo, if you know what I mean.

by notafurry221 January 8, 2021