The Villages

The Villges, FL consists of part of a large 55+ retirement community and Community Development District (CDD) that includes parts of Lake, Marion, and Sumter counties, with some of the Lake County portion being under the jurisdiction of Lady Lake. It lies in central Florida, approximately 20 miles south of Ocala and approximately 45 miles northwest of Orlando. It is the center of The Villages Micropolitan Statistical Area (USA), which consists of all of Sumter County. The Villages earned the No. 1 ranking as the fastest growing micropolitan area in the United States according to a 2008 Census Bureau report.

The STD Capital of the World.

What makes The Villages “Florida’s Friendliest Hometown?”

by Chloe69 January 17, 2009

Visiting the Village

One day, her teacher invited her to dinner and they Visited the Village.

The act of having sex.

Joe: "I love Visiting the Village with Niamh!"
Shanzeh: "Cool, me too."

by French personx2 September 8, 2010

the village

another name for apart of NYC, Manhattan called Greenwich Village... a highly overpriced area, where back in the 50's and 60's lots of struggling artist lived, now only rich yuppie walk the streets

"Let's go the village... to get riped off."

by Stan April 12, 2006

The only indie in the village

A phrase used to describe a pretentious youth, who genuinely believes that nobody can appreciate indie music as much as he/she can and will throw an eppy if told otherwise. Inspired by the popular Little Britain sketch, where the gay character Dafydd insists that he is "the only gay in the village."

"He just told me to stop pretending that I liked The Beatles and started screaming. He's like the only indie in the village"

or

A: "Awww, I love The Beatles"
B: "No you don't! Nowhere near as much as me! I'm #1"

by everyoneelseinthisthreadsucks June 13, 2008

Skillage in the village

a better way to say 'skills' or a very impressive thing.

'Woah, that move was skillage in the village!'

"Alex knows so much about history, it's some serious skillage, in the village."

by Lucy J J August 29, 2009

Spillage In The Village

To spill ones semen in extraordinary quanitities accidentally within a small rural community.

"Goddamn, that spillage in the village almost wiped out the whole society of waverton!'

by Jim Goddamn! March 24, 2008

Napalm the Village

When a dude hasn't cum for a long time and blows his load all over the vagina before he even inserts his dick.

After a long dry spell, Matt finally got a new girlfriend. He rubbed one out before their date in case she came home with him because he didn't want to napalm the village.

It had been weeks since Joe and I had sex, and he totally napalmed my village before he could get inside me. I spent an hour cleaning his jizz out of my pubes.

by Mouthy Broadcast December 6, 2017