The Two Inch Pinch

Masturbation where the penis is small enough that two fingers can be used to masturbate. The "Pinch and Roll" method is the best way to execute the 2 inch pinch

I was real lonely last night so I gave myself The Two Inch Pinch.

by ooden September 18, 2016

the two-neck squeeze

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“It’s like seeing a rainbow, but with all the colours.”
“So like a normal rainbow”

He decided to do the two-neck squeeze and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.

by thericardo June 3, 2018

The two finger linger

The expression used to describe the smell your fingers have after fingering a vagina.

Elmo: Yo cookie monster, i fingered dorothy last night and she left me the two finger linger.

Cookie: Let me smell!

by MJG0219 July 4, 2011

The two week rule

When someone makes out with someone for more than 3 times in different occasions, the person must wait 2 weeks to make out with a different person to respect the other person's feelings.

I want to hook up with Josh tonight but I have to respect the two week rule so I do not hurt his best friend feelings

by anonymousjack July 4, 2016

The Two Pot Fakeout

When you make a pot of decaf coffee and pour it into the pitchers labeled "decaf" and "regular".We pour the coffee for the customers at their table. Used only when it's crazy busy at work and several pots of decaf and regular have already been made and used up. Mostly used at night because most of our customers are 50+ years-old and wouldn't notice anyway because the coffee is always fresh!

" We have a fresh pot of decaf and no regular so let's use the Two Pot Fakeout."

by Sierra Lazuli March 13, 2010

the two-finger discount

When you get hooked up with a free item or discount where your girlfriend works because of your mad digit skills with the box.
(preferably used with appropriate hand gesture. reference: "two fingers")

Alternative entry: the three finger discount. same idea, but your woman a big ol' ho....better tie a board on your back 'for you fall in that shit....like a tic tac in a whale.... throwing a hot dog down a hallway...

say your woman's working at Mickey D's and she hooks you up with a free McChicken... you just got the two-finger discount!!

example:
DUDE1: yo, man, that's one hella value meal. how'd you hook that up?
DUDE2: two finger discount man! you know i got that bitch wrapped around my shit.
DUDE1: man, i gotta get me somma that, where you know some fine ho's work at?
DUDE2: shit, man, u lookin for fine girls?...look at those hands!... all clumsy and shit, droppin' crap everywhere...ain't no fine box gonna hook you up!.. you best start looking at wally-world, maybe you find some big bertha to hook you up with a THREE FINGER discount!! wah--haaaa!!

by smark_77 April 30, 2007

The Two Kinds Of Mexicans

1. the fat mexicans who eats a load of tacos at taco bell and throws up behind the dumpster of el cerro grande
2. the skinny dirty mexican, well self explanatory

i saw both kinds of mexicans at the welfare office on dorritos day

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005