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A joke Stephen Colbert made on the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner.
Some people say changing the cabinet around is like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. That's not true; this administration isn't sinking. In fact, this administration is soaring; if anything, it's like rearranging the deck chairs on the Hindenburg.
by presleyg July 28, 2006
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Sank the Titanic

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When you have a turd so big it breaks in two when you flush it down the toilet.
Damn, I just sank the titanic. Turd was so big it broke in two when I flushed it!
by Technoqueen March 22, 2013
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A phrase used to describe a situation that is:

a) almost near impossible
b) awkward/tricky
c) difficult

Stemming from the movie, Titanic, where shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship would have been tricky.
Teacher: I'm trying to get my students to quieten down...it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic.
by Briollette August 29, 2006
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Has the titanic sunk

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The titanic has sunk is a reference to when the dick has stopped being hard and has gone back to normal. It is usually the girlfriend/boyfriend who say it
Girlfriend: Hey are u ready.

Boyfriend: No sorry babes.

Girlfriend: Has the titanic sunk.
by Mickey Mouse 370142834288 January 6, 2017
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Sank the Titanic

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When you have really big poo and it makes an incredibly loud noise as it hits the water and gives your arse a good splash.

Derives from tragic accident of the Titanic that sank in the mid-atlantic in 1912.
*All quiet*
Rodger - on the toilet: *Loud splash noise*
Christie - in the other room: Jesus, Rodger was that you? Sounded like you sank the Titanic.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 15, 2019
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Sank the titanic

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When you have been for a shit and the turd is that massive when you flush it, it would sink the titanic
I wouldn't use that bathroom, I just sank the titanic
by BigBadDom69 September 17, 2021
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Scuba dive the Titanic

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A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
by LordJenal July 2, 2023
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