ted leo and the pharmacists

band in which i wet my pants since the first note

i just listened to ted leo and the pharmacists and my pants are leaking cum

by slam masta J May 13, 2005

ted leo and the pharmacists

great great great band.

Me: hey, did you hear the ted leo and the pharmacist's song, me and mia, or where have all the rude boys gone?
him: nope.
Me: really? well, you should
him: why?
Me; because they are great, wonderful, and even orgasmic.

by Hannah November 29, 2004

The Teddy Long Dance

A dance that looks like you're wiping off a table with both hands. Made famous by Theodore Long.

Long came out on stage and did the Teddy Long dance.

by Flashlightboy March 2, 2017

The Teddy

It is the act of using Saran wrap to place over the vagina of a questionable clean female before eating her out. Sort of a condom for your tongue.

I picked up a bar whore last night and she wouldn't let me fuck her if I didn't eat her out first, so I gave her The Teddy.

by barnyard1 March 5, 2011

The Teddy Tickler

When you are banging a girl and the dog comes up and licks your asshole

Dude, i was bangin this chick and her dog gave me The Teddy Tickler

by Skeletor33 October 24, 2008

The Teddy

When one cannot find an individual of the same age to hook up with, so jokingly hooks up with a freshman, or an individual of lesser age and/or power

OMG she hooked up with that freshman... she totally pulled the teddy!

by singingblonde5678 November 4, 2010

The Teddy

When you’re chatting with a friend online and they fall asleep without a saying anything mid conversation.

person 1: are you there?

person 2: …
person 1: oh no, he pulled the Teddy

by tina490 January 5, 2022