You do a girl doggie style, and while u're having sex you stick your thumb up your ass. After you get a good amount of poo on your thumb, you pull on the girl's hair til her head is close enough for you to smear poo all over her lips!
Shorten version = A.S.Y (pronounced Ass-Ee)
Shorten version = A.S.Y (pronounced Ass-Ee)
by Big "Fuck The Other Big Bosses" Boss November 10, 2008
Get the Secret Agent Sanchezmug. by fish stick 123456 April 30, 2007
Get the secret agent squirrelmug. When you are doing a girl doogy style and you spit on her back. When she turns around to yell at you, you then spug in her ear. She will inturn turn her head and hold her ear. thus looking like a secret service agent.
by Anonymous October 17, 2003
Get the secret service agentmug. A person who frequents public toilets in a covert fashion in the hope of capturing a lingering aroma .
Where is Adam ?
He's gone to the park, probably hanging round the toilets.
Oh, on a secret bell agent mission ?
Yep
That guy never clocks off !!
He's gone to the park, probably hanging round the toilets.
Oh, on a secret bell agent mission ?
Yep
That guy never clocks off !!
by St urungus polyp July 13, 2019
Get the Secret bell agentmug. Donald Trump: im so f ing tired of these damn Secret Service Agents always policing me and telling me what and what not to do.
by CrazyB0Z0 June 5, 2019
Get the Secret Service Agentmug. When your partner acts perfectly fine in public, but as soon as you're alone they unleash all their anger/frustrations on you
Friend 1: Hey man, she's not like, you know, secret agent bitch or anything, right?
Friend 2: Yeah...she totally is. When we say bye to everyone and walk to the car, as soon as the doors close she starts screamin' at me
Friend 2: Yeah...she totally is. When we say bye to everyone and walk to the car, as soon as the doors close she starts screamin' at me
by Anterograde February 6, 2022
Get the secret agent bitchmug. by SecretAgentDashingDerpyBunny August 20, 2020
Get the Secret Agent DashingDerpyBunnymug.